[Next book: After the Hated Fake Young Master Falls into the Joyful Union Sect. Synopsis below.]
[PDF refers to the gossip sheets passed around among international students. The full book costs only 4.4. Please support the official release QAQ.]
Being featured in a beautifully designed PDF is an honor for every shameless international student.
Thanks to his pretty face and terrible technique, Xi Jiang was exposed in a PDF just two months after becoming a sugar baby.
In the PDF, the men complained about how Xi Jiang had deceived them and played with their feelings. They even dug up his purchase of a course by a female mentor who specialized in understanding human nature, calling him the most dedicated sugar baby around.
The PDF spread from San Francisco to Boston, and Xi Jiang's dating pool was blown to pieces. He gritted his teeth and decided to go after a big fish!
Eli Yu, the famous new star of AI technology, was rich, handsome, and had been single for ages, a bona fide eligible bachelor.
Xi Jiang submitted a resume and got an interview invitation that very day.
At the head of the long table, the interviewer had a sharp expression and imposing, deep-set features. It was none other than Yu Eli himself!
To Xi Jiang's surprise, he not only got the internship, but also moved into a mansion worth hundreds of millions. Yu Eli gave him resources and taught him skills, turning his sugar daddy into a real daddy.
As time went by, Xi Jiang realized that Yu Eli was perfect in every way, except that he seemed to have some difficulty in the bedroom.
No matter how much Xi Jiang teased and carried on, all he got was the man's restrained gaze and a hand that reached toward him, only to draw back.
Until one night, Xi Jiang got himself drunk.
He rested his chin lightly on the man's shoulder, his limpid, almond-shaped eyes looking as though they could drip with water. A few of his buttons had disappeared, too.
“Daddy, even if you can't get it up, I won't look down on you,” he mumbled.
The man loosened his tie. His voice was husky. “Who told you I can't?”
--
After they moved in together, Xi Jiang often complained that Yu Eli was too old-fashioned and had no sense of romance.
Yu Eli knew the PDF by heart, so of course he remembered the female mentor who specialized in understanding human nature. To please his darling, the Silicon Valley big shot bought the course himself and studied it word for word.
One day, Xi Jiang criticized him again. Yu Eli's gaze darkened. “Jiangjiang, haven't you learned that technique?”
Xi Jiang's face flushed hot. “No, it's gross!”
Yu Eli slowly crouched down. “I mean, you can check how well I've learned it.”
--
1. One-on-one romance. An inexperienced, silly little fox of a bottom x a gentle, scheming, guiding-type top. The bottom is 19, the top is 29. A sweet story where the top spoils the bottom.
2. Both are sexually inexperienced. The bottom has no romantic relationship with the men who exposed him in the PDF. The top is especially chaste.
3. The setting is a fictional American university. Don't overthink the details!
4. The bottom really was a sugar baby at first, but he's a good boy. Read with caution if you have high moral standards.
After the Hated Fake Young Master Falls into the Joyful Union Sect
Zhu Bumo was the fake young master despised by everyone. After dying, he transmigrated into a fantasy cultivation novel.
He leveled up, fought monsters, slew gods, and vowed to become a legendary protagonist.
But on the eve of his ascension, a bolt of lightning struck him and sent him back to the summer before his senior year of high school.
The Zhu family in the capital took back their real young master, and Zhu Bumo fell from the clouds into the mud.
The System told Zhu Bumo that he couldn't ascend because he still had an unresolved emotional knot.
What emotional knot could he possibly have?
In his previous life, he had fought desperately for everything to prove he was just as good as the real young master, only to end up abandoned by everyone, destitute, and dead.
Now that he had magic at his disposal, Zhu Bumo decided to lie flat and settle old scores with anyone who had wronged him.
The eldest Zhu brother handed him a check. The powerful man wore an indifferent expression as he warned Zhu Bumo to keep his head down and behave.
Knowing it was an insult, Zhu Bumo still accepted the check gladly. As he did, he formed a hand seal and cast a drooling-idiot curse on his eldest brother.
The man's eyes darkened, but he said no more.
Zhu Bumo: Hey, where'd my curse go?
System: [Host, don't panic. Spiritual energy is scarce in the modern world. Why not try replenishing your yang with someone else's yang? I mean, absorbing high-quality life essence!]
Before Zhu Bumo could think of a solution, his normally steady and self-possessed eldest brother started acting strangely.
Silent concern, furtive glances, and one night, a tall figure looming over him.
The man's breath was hot. “Momo, since we're not related by blood, could we...”
Zhu Bumo was about to tell him to get lost when the System announced that his magic had recovered by 0.1%.
Fine. For revenge, he'd put up with it!
--
The shameless fake young master who had usurped someone else's place had actually come back, and even had the eldest Zhu brother backing him? The capital's elite were in an uproar.
As soon as Zhu Bumo started school, the real young master's best friend came looking for trouble.
The proud, aloof heir to a wealthy family blocked his way and said he wanted to see what Zhu Bumo could do to turn a fake into the real thing.
Zhu Bumo used the mere 1% of his magic and formed a hand seal, casting a curse of partial paralysis.
But instead of becoming partially paralyzed, the heir to the wealthy family got a little too excited...
In the dim classroom, he grabbed Zhu Bumo by his slender waist and brushed his straight nose against the side of Zhu Bumo's neck. “Momo, don't keep favoring your eldest brother. Let me have a turn too.”
Zhu Bumo: ?
System: [Host, don't panic. Your magic has increased by another 0.01%. Let the brothers touch you a little more!]
Fine. For ascension, he'd put up with it!
--
Zhu Bumo endured humiliation and hardship until he'd finally accumulated enough magic.
That night, the real young master put on an innocent puppy act again and praised him in a sugary voice. “Momo, you smell so good.”
At the end of his patience, Zhu Bumo formed a hand seal and chanted a spell. “Get lost! This is my Soul-Taking Curse!”
“Momo, don't be mad. You really have taken our hearts...”
Behind him, the young masters he'd cursed filed into the room one after another. The door locked behind them.
Zhu Bumo rubbed his aching waist, on the verge of tears. “System, what exactly is my emotional knot?”
System: [Host, your emotional knot is that you don't have enough cultivation partners.]
Zhu Bumo: “I'm a proper cultivator. How dare you make up such nonsense!”
System: [Baby, you're cultivating in the Joyful Union Sect, and you transmigrated into a restricted novel from a certain site--]
Zhu Bumo: …
The System screamed: [Holy crap, the Host is furious!]
1. A self-proclaimed straight, legendary-protagonist bottom who is actually a succubus x a bunch of tops
2. All the tops are sexually inexperienced.
Theme: Persevere and strive for self-improvement
Happy ending! Thank you for accompanying me [make me healthy] 🥺 reluctant to part with two babies
Not enough, I want to see the baby [Let me be healthy]
Ending: Spreading Flowers [Spreading Flowers] [Spreading Flowers] [Spreading Flowers] This Jiangjiang is so cute that I want to cry 🙏 [touch her head]
Hahahaha, it's like following the local customs
Hahaha, two boxes of milk, very Chinese style
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl
Teacher, you are so good. Teacher, there are so many extras. Woooooooooo, I'm so happy [hug my thighs] [hug my thighs]