"Adventurers from another world, our world has been corrupted and we are in urgent need of your help. In order to save the world, you need to embark on a journey of construction and magic——"
Suraiya (Minolin): "What? Swords (arrows) and magic? Come on, come on!"
"This..." In order to meet the expectations of the adventurers, the World Guardian waved his hand and replaced the construction tools in the two starter bags with small wooden swords, small wooden bows and small wooden arrows.
As a result, the two could not even complete the first novice task of building a cabin.
If you can't build it, then you take risks. As a result, you can't win in a fight and you can only run away in despair.
I turned to digging sweet potatoes, which were even eaten by birds.
Team up with others to take adventures, and you'll either be carried away by a giant spider or covered in mud.
You will even get money stolen, knocked away, and tossed around in the air by a gryphon...
No, adventure shouldn't be like this!
Use a sliding shovel to disembowel beasts, cooperate with each other to cut off the legs of ants with a sword, get the first place in racing while being controlled, kill a powerful demon with one arrow, escape from a dangerous abyss by mistake... What a passionate adventure.
Solve the mysteries of the goblin ruins, find the home for the murlocs, find the elves, awaken the dragon... What an epic adventure it is.
What? Because the pronunciation of the self-taught dragon language is not standard and sounds like a curse word, so that the dragon breath blows him off the dragon island?
This... Adventure is full of surprises.
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After a long time, the world was stable, and people sprinkled flower petals on the streets to celebrate. The two people who saved the world looked at each other and kissed in the rain of flowers.
1. Construction refers to building your own mage tower and repairing magic facilities, not infrastructure.
2. Just by looking at the text, you can tell that this is a nonsensical and light-hearted adventure story. May this article bring you joy.
Purpose: Face the uncertainty of life calmly.