Sato, who has a very popular name and looks, is unemployed.
Bad news: He already owed the landlord three months' rent, and the next day was the rent collection day. If he couldn't pay, he would be kicked out.
Good news: He died suddenly and inexplicably the next day, and was bound to the system to be reincarnated in a different world, so he no longer had to pay rent.
The system is the latest artificial intelligence, saying that as long as he can sell 10,000 designated products in the new world, he can be resurrected and return to the original world with the money he earned.
1.
Sato: No, you're already dead, so why do you continue to work? I want to bravely say no to part-time job!
System: We work from 9 to 5, with a two-hour lunch break, weekend breaks, housing, a guaranteed monthly salary of 2 million yen, and an 80% rebate for every product sold...
Sato (enthusiastic) (ignited): Boss, when are we going to work? I am the most dedicated and responsible person in the new era!
System (I don't know what is burning but it is burning): Okay, the system is assigning you a profession... Your profession is: Sex* Store Owner
Sato:?
2.
On the first day of business, no one cared.
On the second day of opening, no one cared.
On the third day of opening, men in black came to collect protection fees.
Sato (arrogantly): Do you know my last name?
Man in black:... Sato?
Sato: Did you know that Sato is the most common surname in Japan? Believe it or not, if I just shout outside, dozens of Sato will come out...
Man in Black: Come out to protect you?
Sato: Let me know how many people have the surname Sato
3.
An A-level employee who is rewarded by the system after reaching the sales target.
Sato: Morofushi A... Matsuda A... Hagiwara A...? Do your A-level employees only have different last names? What's the difference?
System: Name and introduction are different
Sato: Zhufu A, Oppai is very big, has its own title, and has a broad mind. It is suitable to be a demonstrator of the following products
Sato: This clerk of yours... Is he serious?
System: Very serious. The employees exist only to assist in selling goods.
Sato: Hagiwara A, full of charm and self-titled Women's Friend, can increase the rate of female customers entering the store. I recommend asking the store staff to sell... Kidney-tonifying pills?
Sato: Does he have kidney deficiency? Is it not considered a work-related injury if an employee suffers from kidney deficiency?
System: No, but the playboy's kidney deficiency is more in line with the stereotype.
System: Real people show up and give their own opinions, which is more effective in bringing goods.
Sato: Matsuda A has a bad mouth but a pretty face. Based on big data analysis, he recommended this employee to sell collars, whips, etc...
System: Big data analysis shows that this face is very popular in ○○ and ○○ circles. If we choose him, our store's sales will definitely increase!
System: And his fingers are quite flexible, which is very suitable for...
Sato (can't bear to close his eyes (close panel)
Sato: Hey, police station, is there a system for pornography here? Please take care of it!
System: ... Help install new props on the mall
System:?
Sato:?
Precautions for consumption:
1. No cp. Since he lost his job and became a boss, the protagonist's mental state has become better. Now he is a sunny and cheerful horse. Sato's psychology: Even if he is dead, there is nothing he can't do. Jpg
2. The system needs the goods sold by the protagonist, and a small number of them have special effects. Those that cannot be sold will be bought by the protagonist (buying them yourself is not considered a kind of sale)
3. Happy Sand Glyph has a main plot (probably). The protagonist belongs to the gray side. Although he does not kill people, he will flexibly jump up and down on the red and black territory to sell products due to system tasks.
4. Think about it before adding it. The copy may change later, but the gist remains the same. Let's kick the pot and let you see how powerful the big baby given by the system is. Jpg
5. Click to watch the cross talk between the artificially retarded man and the natural horse.
Purpose: Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony
