Huh? Am I Not a Player? !

[Unlimited segment comments have been opened] You, a mature social animal, are not a flashy gamer. One day, you received a game advertisement from a netizen: holographic game, lack of players for internal testing, full-level account, click to get it, and handsome boys are waiting for you to play. It's flashy and looks like a leaflet for a web game that costs 9999 yuan per knife. Not interested. The rejected netizen yelled, begging you to play, and promised that even if the game has some 18+ elements, it is a pure sleeping simulator and absolutely real. If you can't sleep well, he will go to Dazai Osamu's party at the bottom of the river. You said not so much. Out of love for the netizen's intelligence and your desire to sleep, you decided to taste the netizen's game. Copy 1: Say good night in Namimori Town. Copy 2: Say good night in Honmaru Castle. Copy 3: Say good night in Yokohama City. That's it for now, go to bed first. You smiled cheerfully, it doesn't matter, it's just a game, kill anyone who disturbs your sleep. You have to sleep for one hundred and eighty days, and sleep will produce delicious food! Food guide: 1. Pseudo-human players play holographic games, pure social animals, Buddhist players. If they insist on animal modeling, the players are kiwis, because kiwis sleep 20 hours a day and will stare at all male characters. They may kiss or attack. There will also be single-arrow players, but the players can only point to the bed. Please look for the bed when the player only specifies love. 2. Because I don't know how to name, the whole text is in the second person. Players have no gender. The gender of the game holster and the gender of the player. We will try our best to avoid gender-related words. We solemnly promise that we will not flatter men or women. It is purely unconscionable. 3. Daily funny flow, the player is the one who asked the complainer to complain. The game career refers to Fu Fu's 14th Green Magician. His companion Ellu Cat comes from Monster ○ Hunter. Other miscellaneous system settings are written blindly. There will be many jokes and easter eggs in the description of the props. They will be marked when the time comes. Please pay attention to the text. 4. In the real world where the player is located, it is mainly about how difficult it is for girls and otakus to fall in love (there will be rotten girls discussing rotten tendencies, and male characters discussing yuri plots). There will also be some other appropriate chapters added, and they will be written as much as possible so that everyone can understand them. 5. Mainly about daily life, there is no big main line. Gu's writing may not be good-looking, but it's funny how Gu tried his best to write it (loudly) 6. Gu is just like Gu. If you don't write pure love, it will be so chaotic and evil. If you write OOC, it's Gu's problem. Please don't scold the characters and players. Intention: persevere and build yourself