My Handsome, Idiotic Online Husband

An Qi, a stunning new face who appeared out of nowhere in show business, has become a universally acknowledged pretty face with no talent, thanks to his pure, enticing, angelic looks and terrible acting.

He has two recent worries.

First, he'd thought he could stay comfortably in his lane and play a beautiful airhead. But his next co-star is Gu Shishuang, who made a name for himself with his solid acting skills. Everyone is comparing them and saying An Qi can't measure up to Gu Shishuang.

An Qi refuses to believe Gu Shishuang is as modest, graceful, and pure as the moonlight, like people say online.

Second, acting on impulse, he used an alt account to seduce Gu Shishuang into an online relationship.

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Gu Shishuang has been getting harassing messages these past few days from an alt account whose posts are only visible for three days.

: Big Brother, a mosquito bit me (photo of leg attached)

: Big Brother, do you like this necklace? (photo wearing a black choker attached)

: Hubby, I just dreamed that you kissed me.

He glances at An Qi, sitting nearby and glaring at him after they'd just finished filming a kissing scene. His lips are still moist and red from Gu Shishuang's kisses.

Gu Shishuang replies.

: Dummy.

You could at least cover up the mole on your inner thigh.

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1. Both are each other's first love. Lighthearted, sweet romance, older man.

2. Fictional showbiz setting with no real-life counterparts. Please forgive anything that doesn't match real-world logic. Everything serves the couple's romance.

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Angels, please check out the upcoming book on my profile: I'm Addicted to Big Brothers. Cool older brother-con gong × sweet, well-behaved puppy shou. Have a taste of this pseudo-incestuous brother romance, owo.

The neighbors are all talking about the Fang family, who lost their six-year-old son and later adopted a boy from an orphanage. They've recently found their biological child.

Fang Jing took Fang Ruibai's place for six years. He doesn't think he's done anything wrong, and the Fang family is hardly a paradise he should be grateful to be part of.

But when he sees Fang Ruibai, frail and small, with his head lowered and too afraid to look at him, Fang Jing hesitates.

He decides to start by treating Fang Ruibai a little better, to make it up to the brother who isn't related to him by blood.

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From middle school through high school, every one of Fang Ruibai's elders describes him as well-behaved.

A sweet, well-behaved boy, fair and handsome, with drooping puppy eyes and an invisible tail behind him.

His tail wags hardest around his big brother.

They grew up relying on each other, after all. Anyone would say they're wonderfully close brothers.

Fang Ruibai depends on Fang Jing more than anyone. His brother, two years older, takes care of everything from food and clothes to getting around. Even his love letters have to be approved by Fang Jing before he can receive them.

Likewise, everyone around Fang Jing knows he's a brother-con. Usually cool and laid-back, he calls Fang Ruibai "baby" every other sentence. If his little brother wants the stars, he'll find a way to pluck them down.

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Fang Jing chooses a nearby university for his high-school-aged little brother and visits every week with a huge bag of snacks. His doting ways come to a halt when he sees Fang Ruibai's diary about his secret crush.

He can't accept his little brother liking another man, so he suppresses his anger and lectures him: "Baby, you can't date so young."

Fang Ruibai looks at him pitifully. "I haven't started dating anyone."

Fang Jing hides his heartache and coaxes him. "You can only choose one: your big brother or your boyfriend."

Fang Ruibai's eyes turn red. Looking as dejected as a puppy with drooping ears, he asks softly,

"Can't it be the same person?"

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