A Match Made by Heaven and Earth

A story about a tsundere bottom and a lovestruck top who just can't seem to get together.

"Hah... hah..."

"Dongdong, nobody feels as good as you do."

"Hmph. If it feels so good, why are you getting engaged to someone else?"

"I had no choice."

"Well, wouldn't you know it, I only use you to satisfy my desires."

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