[Western Crossover] Can a Tomato Abstract Artist Become a Batkid?

The idea came about because some artsy type needed to make a video assignment documenting everyday life. He and the most artistically gifted little sister in the family put their heads together: Why not make a memoir from Ashley's point of view? Ashley, a born abstract artist who's been marinated in Tomato Literature for ages, rubbed her hands together. "Is it finally my turn to shine?" With a grand wave of her hand, Ashley created the video script: [Forgot the beginning, forgot the end. Anyway, I have a secret: I'm reborn, into the body of an unknown billionaire's illegitimate daughter. I'm four years old! I'm Ashley! At last, I've set foot in the forbidden city! This time, I'm going to take back (crossed out) win everything that belongs to me!] [Life as the billionaire's daughter is not only materially comfortable, but full of thrills. The material comfort is reflected in the fact that I don't have an 800-square-meter bed, but I do have 800 pounds of white paint. (-Director's note: Unusable footage. Cut.) When a car with a license plate reading 9999 still got rear-ended, I knew Tomato Literature hadn't lied to me. It just didn't tell me I could run into a mysterious attack while out having fun, and unlock a blindness debuff. One star. Especially for those therapists who nearly gave my dad psychological trauma.] [One day, my dad suddenly told me that some unknown nightcrawler in a skintight suit could fix my eyes. Young and naive as I was, I was horrified: What's your relationship with him?! Anyway, thanks to my dad's tireless efforts, I had a dream, and when I woke up, I could see the light of day again! (Applause) (-Director's note: What kind of relationship? Write a W-rated inner monologue and I'll publish it at my own expense. Screenwriter's note: If it's just dirty talk, cut it! Anonymous lead actor B's note: Focus on your assignment, and keep the jokes in moderation.)] [The rest of my life was like a box of chocolates with unknown flavors. My beautiful as a flower (?) old dad brought home an eldest brother who used to be in a circus. My dignified and elegant (?) big brother went off to be the assistant of some unknown nightcrawler. I also discovered I have superpowers (-Note from some unknown big brother who wandered onto the wrong set: Maybe you should retake your rhetoric class.)] [All the unknown, censored content above was added at the actors' request.] [To be continued] Ashley closed the last page of the script and opened a new notebook. Reader's Guide: 1. Family-focused, no romance. 2. Raising a kid + cozy daily life + absurd humor. Most of the story is about her everyday interactions with her old dad and several older and younger brothers. The absurdity is about the same as in the blurb. 3. The author's thoughts wander, and so do the heroine's. At any moment, either of us might bolt like a runaway horse. If it gets too much, make sure you flee in time, hahaha. 4. The daily-life chapters and main-plot chapters are separate. I recommend checking each chapter's summary before deciding what to buy!!!!! P.S. I'm terrible at writing blurbs, really, really terrible. And I don't like spoiling things in the blurb. I've tried adjusting it plenty of times, but I'm sorry, I just can't give up on being absurd (closes eyes and gives up, turning the blurb straight into a little skit)... Everything mentioned in the video script has already happened in the main story. Theme: Grow into the person you want to be