Possessive, wolfish top with a sweet-tea exterior x incredibly oblivious, unknowingly flirtatious, resilient bottom
My name is Lu Shou. I fell into Evil Valley and somehow survived. Talk about lucky.
And that's not all: I also found an incredibly good-looking companion.
But later, I discovered my companion was no ordinary person. He was dangerous!
He could shatter a whole pack of monsters controlled by parasitic worms with nothing but his spiritual power, and he was the Lord of Evil Valley.
Well, I was really scared.
Thinking back on the little gifts I'd given him to curry favor, and how I'd even invited him to stay in my shabby little house, I was terrified he'd kill a broke nobody like me.
Theme: Evil gets what it deserves.