Man, Look at Me Making You Meow!

[Cool kitten x trendy man in Beijing circle] [The outline has been written, click to save it to help kittens protect the environment~] - "My brother broke up with his girlfriend and their cat was sentenced to me." Xia Xiaoman is a beautiful little black cat. Due to the deterioration of the natural environment, it shoulders the important responsibility of the civet cat family: sneaking into human cities, observing human life, and laying the foundation for the civet cat family to blend into the human world. Xia Xiaoman was lucky enough to be adopted by a human couple when he first came up. Xia Xiaoman diligently recorded his observation diary. On the first day, it secretly lay next to the door and heard the girl say: "It doesn't matter, baby, three minutes is enough." The boy said: "Baby, I'm just too tired today." The next day, Xia Xiaoman continued to lean against the door: The girl said: "Are you not good at it?" The boy said: "I'm just a little busy at work recently. It will be fine in a while. Baby, trust me." Day three: They broke up on the third day. Xia Xiaoman concluded: As long as you tell a boy that he is not good enough, you can separate from him. The couple broke up and divided their property. No one wanted Xia Xiaoman, and they couldn't abandon the animal, so they awarded it to the boy's good brother. The first time he saw Lu Zhuochuan, Xia Xiaoman hugged the boy's thigh and meowed: You can abandon it! You can abandon it! Abandon me! Woohoo, this man's eyes are so scary! It's a pity that humans can't understand cat language, so Xia Xiaoman was carried into his luxurious manor in the suburbs by Lu Zhuochuan's bodyguards. - Everyone in the circle knew that Lu Zhuochuan was allergic to people and had severe mysophobia. The bodyguards separated him two meters away from any living things. One day, an extremely beautiful little black cat suddenly appeared in his arms, with clear green eyes comparable to the finest emeralds. A girl wanted to touch it, but she extended her hand but was afraid of making Lu Zhuochuan unhappy. Unexpectedly, the little black cat jumped into her arms. Girl:? Lu Zhuochuan:? Xia Xiaoman: "Meow meow meow!!" Wuwuwu sister, please adopt me soon! ! I want to stay away from this bad man! Lu Zhuochuan didn't understand why this cat didn't like him. He was given the best food and clothing, including Kobe beef for breakfast, deep-sea cod for dinner, glacier mine for drink, and sky silk for sleep. What's not to like about it? Until one day he bathed the kitten and fished out a wet and beautiful boy from the bath. His green eyes glared at him fiercely: "Let me go! Shameless human being!" Not only that, Lu Zhuochuan also discovered the diary written by the boy: 07.09 What's wrong with humans? I take showers three times a day and I don't even lick my hair that diligently! Summary: Waste of water resources, criticism. 07.08 Do you have to throw away so much food left every day? Are all humans so wasteful? Wait a minute, that half of the roast duck in the trash can smells so good, haha! Summary: Waste of food, criticism. Lu Zhuochuan: "..." Gee, this gadget is also an environmental ambassador? … After his identity was exposed, Xia Xiaoman wanted to run away, but the manor was so big that he couldn't reach the gate after running for half an hour. After being captured, Lu Zhuochuan leaned against the door with his arms folded and looked at it. Xia Xiaoman raised his face and said seriously: "Are you not good enough? Why do you only have three minutes?" Lu Zhuochuan was startled for a moment, then chuckled softly, "Do you know what you are talking about?" Xia Xiaoman: "I know!" This is the spell that keeps us apart. Unexpectedly, the next second, Lu Zhuochuan came over and picked it up. Xia Xiaoman's eyes widened, "What are you going to do?!" Lu Zhuochuan closed the master bedroom door with his backhand and said lightly: "Try if I have three minutes." Please leave a collection for the kitty~ 2025.0707 Left, screenshot has been taken. Small theater 1: Lu Zhuochuan: Why does the cat keep making noises after bringing it home? Xia Xiaoman:? Why are people so stupid. Small theater 2 In order to escape Lu Zhuochuan, Xia Xiaoman pretended to be mentally retarded every day with cross-eyed eyes. Lu Zhuochuan: Can the cat still be saved like this? Doctor: It can't be saved. If it feels ugly, you can wear contact lenses every day. Xia Xiaoman:? ? ? Meowing, who do you think is ugly? ! ! Purpose: Protecting the environment is the responsibility of cats!