The Abstinence Professor Turns Out to Be a Grinder

The copy of the pre-collection of "Watch Me Poke You Until You Meow" is at the bottom. - [The arrogant and cool fishing beauty vs the cool and rebellious wolf-dog young master] - Chen Xiting is handsome, gentle and gentle. He was appointed as an associate professor at Jingzhou University at the age of twenty-seven. Unexpectedly, there were rumors that he was able to rise to prominence because he gave a certain leader a "back door". This incident indirectly led to his need to go on a blind date with the girl. After waiting for a long time, a young boy who looked like a little wolfdog came, with sharp eyebrows permed by tinfoil, and cold and intense black eyes. After sitting down, he looked at each other with Chen Xiting, obviously trying to see some feminine characteristics in him. After confirming that there was no mistake, the little wolfdog stretched out his clear-jointed hands covered with black nail polish and took apart the chopsticks, "You're all here, let's eat first." Chen Xiting asked politely: "Is there any misunderstanding? I am a straight man." The little wolfdog looked at him strangely, "How can you, a straight man, give the leader a back door?" "..." Chen Xiting smiled: "Guess." - The day after he offended his blind date, Yu Xu was late for school. When I entered the classroom and turned around, I saw my date standing on the podium, smiling gently and politely: "Student Yu Xu is late, and your normal points will be deducted." Yu Xu:? ? ? No, how did he become my new high school math teacher? ! If you offend someone you shouldn't offend, deducting points is just the beginning. Yu Xu is oppressed by the black-hearted professor who is a gentle scumbag. In order to take revenge on Chen Xiting, Yu Xu was so obsessed that he listened to his friend's bad idea: ——Use your good looks to your advantage, pretend to be gay to pursue him, resent him, and disgust him. ——It would be best to really bend him, then laugh at him severely, and spurn him. So the question is, how can you win over a straight professor? Yu Xu wanted to ask his friend, but ended up sending this sentence to the straight professor himself with a swipe of his hand. Yu Xu was in a hurry. He wanted to withdraw but deleted it instead. Chen Xiting replied: [You have to come through my back door just to avoid failing the exam? Yu Xu bravely defended: "I'm not a teacher, I really like you, I want to kiss you" Chen Xiting: [Come to my office after class] Yu Xu: [What are you doing? Chen Xiting: [kiss] Remainder: [! ! I'm kidding] Chen Xiting: [I want to kiss] Yu Xu:...? Professor, aren't you a straight man? Why did it bend without breaking it? ! [Pretend to be in love + Two straight men have sex + Teacher-student love in junior years + Warm and happy cookies + 1V1 double cleansing] - Reading reminder: 1. According to Jinjiang regulations, sexual relations cannot occur during the teacher-student relationship, so having sex is taboo! 2. The main text has dual perspectives, and the entire text has been overhauled. It is not easy for young authors to write, and pirated versions are incomplete. Please support the genuine version. 3. Neither the attacker nor the receiver is a perfect character, do not control either side, focus on the characters and the story itself, and love both sons equally. 4. The reason for wearing black nail polish is that he is not a pervert. The article will explain it. - Small theater 1: Yu Xu: How can I break up a straight professor? Chen Xiting: I'll do it on top. Yu Xu:? Small Theater 2: Yu Xu came from a top wealthy family, and his family roots can be traced back to before the Ming and Qing Dynasties. The family with a strict family tradition really couldn't handle the matter of falling in love with this man. The distressed classmate Xiao Yu ran to have a heart-to-heart talk with his wife and said jokingly: "Tainai, what should I do if I want to marry and live with a person of the same sex?" The grandma, who was born in a big family in Jiangnan, scratched her head and said, "You like men? In the old society, you would marry a concubine and then make her a book boy. Now in the new society, it is difficult..." - Pre-collection: "Watch me make you meow!" Cool kitten x trendy guy from Beijing circle. "I can't be inferior to others!" - Xia Xiaoman is a beautiful little black cat. Due to the deterioration of the natural environment, it shoulders the important responsibility of the civet cat family: sneaking into human cities, observing human life, and laying the foundation for the civet cat family to blend into the human world. Xia Xiaoman was lucky enough to be adopted by a human couple when he first came up. Xia Xiaoman diligently recorded his observation diary. On the first day, it secretly lay next to the door and heard the girl say: "It doesn't matter, baby, three minutes is enough." The boy said: "Baby, I'm just too tired today." The next day, Xia Xiaoman continued to lean against the door: The girl said: "Are you not good at it?" The boy said: "I'm just a little busy at work recently. It will be fine in a while. Baby, trust me." Day three: They broke up on the third day. Xia Xiaoman concluded: As long as you tell a boy that he is not good enough, you can separate from him. The couple broke up and divided their property. No one wanted Xia Xiaoman, and they couldn't abandon the animal, so they awarded it to the boy's good brother. The first time he saw Lu Zhuochuan, Xia Xiaoman hugged the boy's thigh and meowed: You can abandon it! You can abandon it! Abandon me! Woohoo, this man's eyes are so scary! It's a pity that humans can't understand cat language, so Xia Xiaoman was carried into his luxurious manor in the suburbs by Lu Zhuochuan's bodyguards. - Everyone in the circle knew that Lu Zhuochuan was allergic to people and had severe mysophobia. The bodyguards separated him two meters away from any living things. One day, an extremely beautiful little black cat suddenly appeared in his arms, with clear green eyes comparable to the finest emeralds. A girl wanted to touch it, but she extended her hand but was afraid of making Lu Zhuochuan unhappy. Unexpectedly, the little black cat jumped into her arms. Girl:? Lu Zhuochuan:? Xia Xiaoman: "Meow meow meow!!" Wuwuwu sister, please adopt me soon! ! I want to stay away from this bad man! Lu Zhuochuan didn't understand why this cat didn't like him. He was given the best food and clothing, including Kobe beef for breakfast, deep-sea cod for dinner, glacier mine for drink, and sky silk for sleep. What's not to like about it? Until one day he bathed the kitten and fished out a wet and beautiful boy from the bath. His green eyes glared at him fiercely: "Let me go! Shameless human being!" Not only that, Lu Zhuochuan also discovered the diary written by the boy: 07.09 What's wrong with humans? I take showers three times a day and I don't even lick my hair that diligently! Summary: Waste of water resources, criticism. 07.08 Do you have to throw away so much food left every day? Are all humans so wasteful? Wait a minute, that half of the roast duck in the trash can smells so good, haha! Summary: Waste of food, criticism. Lu Zhuochuan: "..." Gee, this gadget is also an environmental ambassador? … After his identity was exposed, Xia Xiaoman wanted to run away, but the manor was so big that he couldn't reach the gate after running for half an hour. After being captured, Lu Zhuochuan leaned against the door with his arms folded and looked at it. Xia Xiaoman raised his face and said seriously: "Are you not good enough? Why do you only have three minutes?" Lu Zhuochuan was startled for a moment, then chuckled softly, "Do you know what you are talking about?" Xia Xiaoman: "I know!" This is the spell that keeps us apart. Unexpectedly, the next second, Lu Zhuochuan came over and picked it up. Xia Xiaoman's eyes widened, "What are you going to do?!" Lu Zhuochuan closed the master bedroom door with his backhand and said lightly: "Try if I have three minutes." Please leave a collection for the kitty~ Purpose: Respect all souls who have not been tamed by the standard answer.