During a rare vacation, someone recommended a game to you: Gintama Love Simulator.
With a curious feeling in your heart, you bought it.
Then a wondrous world opened up before you.
You meet the following eligible bachelors.
A. A natural-curled, dead-fish-eyed sugar addict
B. A duck-raising hip-hop guy
C. A man who's 170 cm tall and loves Yakult
D. A very loud man
E. A dumb captain who wants to be King of the Sea
F. A scruffy, chestnut-haired Rabbit from the Night Tribe uncle
G. A V-banged mayonnaise alien
H. A baby-faced, masochistic Glass Sword
Your mission is to date several of them at the same time without letting them find out.
You: ?
Or rather, you: If I marry all eight men at once and hold the wedding on the same day, but never get a marriage license, does that count as a crime? Of course it doesn't! (cheerfully)
[Love Polygon Warning]
Here's some magical Gintama otome romance.
Second-person POV.
Open ending.
A few mysterious guests may be added later.
Theme: There'll always be your parents' money, youth, you, me, and Gintama.
