An Earthling's Observation Diary

I'm an alien. I've been on Earth for 856 days.

After observing Earthlings for all this time, I've realized that everything about humans is fascinating. There's just one thing I can't understand:

Love.

Observer No. 1

One day, he came up to me and said, "Don't you like me? If you do, donate your heart to Qingqing."

Me: If you're that confident, why don't you go research artificial hearts? Why are you so sure you'll succeed at everything?

Observer No. 2

He liked me, so he locked me up.

He also said he'd bankrupt the X Group.

I think he's dreaming. There aren't any corporations left these days.

Observer No. 3

He said I looked a lot like his ex-girlfriend and wanted me to be her replacement.

He even gave me a bad check and called it payment.

A bad check with no signature can't be cashed.

I suspect there's something wrong with his brain.

1. The heroine is an alien. When she observes humans, they mistake it for her liking them, but she doesn't.

2. The actual male lead isn't mentioned in the blurb.

3. Some plot points may be old-school and melodramatic.

Theme: Loving life