The Ex-Chasing Crematorium? I've Got This!

On the day he signed the divorce papers, Bai Xueyi died.

System: Divorce suspended. The win-your-husband-back hellfire trial is now underway!

Bai Xueyi, a gorgeous, aloof man who had only ever been pursued: ?

The good news was that the System told him that if he played a scummy bottom well in each world, gathered enough “forgiveness points” from the top lead who abused him physically and emotionally, and completed the win-your-husband-back mission, he could return to the real world.

Bai Xueyi calmly asked, “Then what's the bad news?”

System: “Ahem. We've carefully prepared a set of designated husband-winning tools for you.”

Bai Xueyi, after learning what bizarre husband-winning tools they were:

#Who taught you how to win a husband?#

#This isn't winning him back, it's a death wish#

#Sorry, ex-hubby. Please bear with me#

[Tool: Drama Queen] (Complete. Come on in and give it a try!)

#A drama queen canary who loves slapping her husband, only to get dragged back and spanked

You're the considerate, sensible, perfect canary, and you've never said no to the top lead. Everyone is certain you're deeply in love with him.

Including the top lead himself.

But it's all a lie. Your good behavior is an act, and so is your devotion. You're just waiting for the contract to expire so you can make a clean getaway. Then the truth comes out by accident: you were treating the top lead as a stand-in for your first love...

After being caught trying to run away, you're off to a disastrous start. The System says, “Start acting up. Make his life hell.”

Bai Xueyi: Are you sure he won't just throw a check at me and tell me to get lost?

His first love returns, and the love triangle is on. Bai Xueyi steels himself and puts on an imperious air. “A real man knows how to be magnanimous. Can't you even tolerate him? Do it, or get lost.”

The top lead holds back for a moment, then lowers his proud head. “I'll do my best. Just don't leave me.”

[Tool: ████]

You figured no one abroad would recognize you, so you spent one wild night with a handsome mixed-race man. The next day, you dumped him and walked away. Now that handsome man has parachuted in as your boss...

System: ████ him. Who knows, maybe you'll end up as the boss's wife.

Bai Xueyi: Are you sure he won't report me for workplace harassment?

Bai Xueyi dawdles, then knocks on his superior's door wearing a bathrobe. “I... I can't sleep because I'm hungry.”

The top lead stares at him and chuckles. “Oh? Where are you hungry?”

[Tool: Clingy]

You have a mortal enemy. To avoid an arranged marriage, he forces you to pretend to be his lover in front of your families. You reluctantly go along with it, and just as you're finally looking forward to him leaving for a student exchange abroad, you turn around and confess to the senior you have a crush on. Your mortal enemy hears about it and comes back to settle the score, but then he gets into a car accident and loses his memory...

System: You put horns on his head, and then he lost his memory in a car accident. That's too scummy. No matter what it takes, cling to him.

Bai Xueyi: Are you sure he won't accuse me of fraud later?

Bai Xueyi holds a bouquet of red roses and comes to the top lead's hospital bed, looking ready to burst into tears. “You've forgotten even me, your boyfriend?”

The top lead is silent for a moment. “Is that so? How do you prove it?”

Reading Guide:

1. One-on-one romance. The top and bottom are each other's only partners from beginning to end.

2. Not your typical win-your-husband-back story. The bottom appears to be winning the top back, but the top can't hold out for even three seconds.

My next book will be a light, sweet treat, Today I Got to Borrow Some Good Fortune Again!

Qiao Li is a money tree spirit. He needs to be nourished by top-tier wealth, or his roots will wither, his leaves will rot, and he'll die.

Luckily, fate is kind to him: he manages to latch onto Fu Xuanting, a top-tier tycoon. He thinks he'll be able to lie flat and collect coins by soaking up Fu Xuanting's wealth, but then a shady System suddenly appears.

Wait, what kind of missions are these?

Cuddling? Hugging? And even sleeping together???

And it'll deduct money if I fail?

Damn it, I quit!

Wait, the starting reward is one million?

Well, I guess I can try a little harder...

Nourished by Fu Xuanting's top-tier wealth, Qiao Li transforms into a human and unexpectedly becomes his personal secretary.

Even better, the coins start pouring in faster:

Passing him a document and touching his fingers: +1,000,000 coins.

Massaging him and touching his hair: +2,000,000 coins.

Holding both his hands to soothe him to sleep: +10,000,000 coins.

Accidentally giving him a hug: the coins overflow the counter!!!

Qiao Li is struck by inspiration. He's found the secret to getting rich, and starts coming up with every possible excuse to “cuddle.”

Other employees: The boss is impossible. Going to work feels like visiting a grave.

Qiao Li: He called for me again? What a wonderful opportunity!

Just as his stash of coins keeps growing and he's about to become the richest member of the money tree family, his boss suddenly confesses his love for him one day.

Qiao Li is dumbfounded.

No! The money tree family's ancestral motto says:

Dating makes you lose coins and good fortune! Even dogs won't date!

Theme: We'll tackle the lessons of love together