[I'll come update this one once I've finished the other story!]
After accidentally transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, Xi Yutang, a pure-hearted, foolish college student with a very dirty mind, has her "completely rotten" heart (in the literal sense) taken by Taishang Laojun.
All she has to do is retrace the Journey to the West with three immortals who have failed their psychological evaluations. If they reach Mount Ling successfully, she'll receive a whole, healthy heart.
The catch is, the three "problem immortals" are Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Yang Jian.
Xi Yutang chooses to drop dead on the spot.
You've got to be kidding. Go fetch the scriptures with the three most notorious rebels in the heavens? They're more likely to take the heads of the Jade Emperor and the Buddha. She wouldn't dare.
Laojun strokes his beard and tells her not to worry. Then he takes a piece of each of the three men's hearts, puts the pieces together to make a new heart, and places it in her chest.
From then on, the three immortals share Xi Yutang's sensations. When she hurts, they hurt even more.
Xi Yutang's eyes light up at the idea. "So I can use a little toy to pleasure myself..."
Sun Wukong: ?
Nezha: ?
Yang Jian: ...
Taishang Laojun (wiping sweat): Miss, crude as it may be, you're being way too crude.
As it turns out, the shared-sensation mechanism works absurdly well.
Sun Wukong's PTSD flares up and he wants to smash a mountain? She secretly pinches her heart, and the monkey immediately grimaces and squats down.
Nezha's world-destroying personality takes over and he wants to slaughter a village? She digs her nails into her thigh, and the young immortal's legs give way as he drops to his knees.
Yang Jian coolly refuses to join a team activity? She lightly bites her lip, and the Three-Eyed True Lord frowns, touches his own lips, and reluctantly comes over.
Xi Yutang (smug): Hah, I've got them wrapped around my finger~
Until one night, she has an indescribable dream.
The next morning, she wakes to find all three immortals looking at her strangely.
On a full-moon night, Great Sage Sun's tail curls around her ankle, and his fingertip lifts her chin. "What did you dream about? This old Sun couldn't sleep all night."
By the lotus pond, the lotus-born youth covers her eyes with the Red Armillary Sash and binds her limbs. "So that's why I was burning up. Tangtang was being naughty in her dream..."
In a mountain valley, the three-eyed deity caresses her red lips. "Don't bite yourself. I'll feel it..."
Xi Yutang (panicking): I'm doomed!
Content warnings:
1. This is probably a lighthearted, silly road-trip story.
2. The male leads are faithful in both body and heart. They won't be involved with multiple people at once. Everyone has feelings for the heroine, and she'll have one-on-one relationships in different phases, depending on her mood.
3. The story mixes Journey to the West, Investiture of the Gods, and mythology settings made up as I go. The male leads are all my own takes on the characters.
4. Comments on individual passages are open. Looking forward to your messages, dears~
Theme: Stand on your own two feet and grow stronger.
Why was he born in Chapter 3?