Who Likes You, You Idiot?

A spoiled, straight guy top who gets turned gay x a cool, beautiful, top student bottom

Lin Xingyi (yi, second tone)

Shi Jiaheng once listed Lin Xingyi's three greatest crimes:

1. He let Shi copy his answers during an exam without telling him they had different test versions.

2. He turned down Shi's friend when he confessed, then scolded Shi too, just because the words slipped out.

3. His poor-student, top-of-the-class persona made him popular, and Shi's parents compared him to "other people's kids," stealing their love from Shi.

For all these reasons, Shi Jiaheng swore eternal enmity against this honor student.

But on the day the college entrance exams ended, he unexpectedly ran into his sworn enemy at a maid cafe.

The other guy wore a pair of cat ears and a pink frilly dress, with white lace wrapped around his shapely legs...

Shi Jiaheng thought Heaven had finally opened its eyes.

He lifted his chin and walked over, ready to savor the look of utter humiliation on his enemy's face.

Instead, Lin Xingyi glanced up indifferently and slid a cup of coffee across the counter. "Thank you for your patronage, Master."

Shi Jiaheng: ?

How dare he?

That day, Shi Jiaheng lost both his money and his dignity, and learned a lesson he would never forget:

If he'd known Lin Xingyi was quitting the following week, he wouldn't have bought a year-long membership.

When they meet again, it's on their college campus. The spoiled bully of old has changed his ways, but now he won't leave Lin Xingyi alone.

His friend laughs. "Shi Jiaheng, did someone put a spell on you?"

Shi Jiaheng wipes his face and shoots him a chilly look. "Shut up. I'm as straight as they come."

This "playing the long game" comes to an end on a camping trip when the two are assigned to the same group.

Inside the tent, the air is thick with the smell of alcohol.

Reeking faintly of liquor, Shi Jiaheng corners Lin Xingyi and pins him in place, his breath scorching. "Teacher Lin, you've taught me so much..."

"How about teaching me what I'm supposed to do now?"

Lin Xingyi bends his knee to kick him, but Shi Jiaheng grabs his ankle. In the darkness, Shi Jiaheng's voice is hoarse. "You obviously... had feelings for me ages ago."

"Why are you still pretending you don't?"

The secondary couple is Guan and Chen: a cool guy from the art department x a feisty little cat. Chapters about them will be marked. You can skip them without missing anything in the main story.

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My next book: Transmigrated into a Book as a Dad. Dark and brooding x married beauty.

Yu Ruan transmigrates into a book.

He wants to return to his original world, and his mission is to max out his husband's affection score.

Yu Ruan plays the part of a gentle, beautiful wife, giving his husband everything he asks for and accommodating his frequent demands in bed. But his husband's affection score stubbornly stays at 50.

"Is there something about me you're unhappy with?"

Yu Ruan kneels on the bed in a thin white sweater, the wide neckline exposing pink marks from his neck to his collarbone. He asks his husband cautiously, his clear, dark eyes filled with unease.

"Of course not. Ruanruan is wonderful. Your husband loves you very much."

His husband always gives the same answer.

But the affection score never goes up by a single point.

Yu Ruan even wonders if his husband is unhappy because they don't have a child. He struggles through childbirth, but nothing changes.

"Daddy loves Mommy, and he loves the baby too."

His husband gently holds the baby and coaxes out those words. Yu Ruan looks at the "50" floating before his eyes, his heart turning to ice.

Then a fire destroys the villa. His husband dies in the flames, and Yu Ruan loses his sight, left to wander with a filthy baby in his arms.

Just as they are about to be sent to a shelter, Yu Ruan hears a deep, pleasant voice behind him.

"Please let me take care of you."

"I'm a friend of Ji Wen's."

"My name is Fu Bozhou."

A friend of her husband's? Yu Ruan's vision is completely dark, so he can only judge by the man's voice, which doesn't sound like it belongs to a bad person.

He can't fend for himself and doesn't want to send the baby to an orphanage. Relying on Fu Bozhou is his only way forward.

"I'm sorry to trouble you." Yu Ruan bows toward the voice, revealing a small patch of pale skin at the nape of his neck. His unfocused eyes and sweet, gentle smile are all polite.

"There's no need to be so formal."

Fu Bozhou's broad, warm hand steadies Yu Ruan by his slender arm. "I'll take you home."

Yu Ruan can only think in confusion that he'll never be able to return to his original world.

The three-year-old soon gets used to the new home and his new dad.

Yu Ruan, however, sleeps poorly and is often dazed, dreaming all night long.

In his dreams are his husband's hot, wet lips and tongue, long, strong fingers, and nights of endless passion... His body, so carefully tended to by his husband, can't bear the loneliness.

One night, he quietly climbs into his husband's friend's bed.

That night, Fu Bozhou sheds the kind and noble mask he'd worn and treats him roughly and domineeringly, humiliating him without restraint.

"Your husband just died, and you're already trying to seduce another man?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Yu Ruan cries uncontrollably, his eyes red and swollen, tears tumbling like beads. Yet he honestly clutches the sheets, unable to stop the sounds escaping him.

The next morning, Yu Ruan wakes up aching all over. Suddenly, he hears the cold System prompt he hasn't heard in so long.

Last night, her husband's satisfaction score for him rose to 80.

Theme: Growing and improving together