Yuan Jiayu spent a century goofing off at a transmigration radio station. One careless mistake later, he became his superior's scapegoat, saddled with an astronomical debt and facing a prison sentence.
To keep his endless life from being wasted in a terrifying prison formation, he pulled himself together, pooled his resources, and decided to make one last gamble with a variety show.
"A variety show?" his split-personality subordinate Number One asked doubtfully. "Are you sure?"
"You..." His disabled subordinate Number Two, who had a disability certificate, seemed to look at him too. "...Have any money?"
Yuan Jiayu: "…"
Yuan Jiayu: "There'll be bread, there'll be milk, there'll be everything."
After overcoming countless difficulties, they managed to scrape together the equipment and rope in a sucker.
What innocent Yuan Jiayu didn't know was that this very show would bring unprecedented, ceaseless blows to his worldview, including but not limited to: a guest's face being blurred during a livestream, causing the platform to ban the show permanently; food poisoning across planes of existence killing a guest performer; and leaked secrets from a mind-reading ability causing the Transmigration Bureau to be swarmed by angry citizens... and so on and so forth.
And somehow, none of that was even the worst of it...
"What? The plane got blown up?"
After hanging up, Yuan Jiayu fished a lighter out of his pocket and lit himself a cigarette. For a brief moment, he seemed to have aged several hundred years.
"Heh. It's just prison, right? I'm damn well coming!"
Theme: Even love needs principles
Author, do you still want to update the mama's baby on your other account? 🥺