The Little Fairy Has Been Programmed with CEO Catchphrases

Luo Huaming transmigrated into a book, one that had been transmigrated into so many times it was practically full of holes.

One plotter after another had tried and failed to win over the cold, proud male lead. He had awakened to his own consciousness, was on his guard against everything, and was terrifyingly powerful!

The good news: Luo Huaming wasn't a plotter, and she didn't have to do any missions involving him.

The bad news: She'd been implanted with a CEO catchphrase System. If she didn't finish saying the cringe-worthy lines, she'd turn into a hairy wildling and be sent to a planet of soft-bodied insectoids to undergo tribulations.

The System said the book was full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, making it easy for her to complete her missions. Luo Huaming couldn't agree more.

Jiang Youwu had peerless natural talent. Born with a silver mark between his brows, he was like shattered Kunlun jade, immaculate and breathtaking.

Others thought the heavens favored him. Only he knew that schemers kept appearing, trying to steal his fortune and fate.

Luo Huaming wanted nothing to do with him. Disguised as a man, she planned to be a quiet passerby, speaking up only when necessary.

First, she stuck to her junior sister, ignoring her protests as she forced out the line: "Woman, are you playing hard to get with me?"

Then she turned to a plotter who was playing the victim and held out a hand. "Here's a spirit stone. You can't go home until you've spent it all!"

Who did she think she was, fobbing him off with a single coin? The plotter was furious, but was forced back anyway. Luo Huaming raised a finger to her lips. "Shh. Don't try to refuse me, because you can't."

Now that was domineering.

Luo Huaming didn't dare sit around. She gave a nimble spirit beast a thumbs-up. "Damn, I didn't expect it to be so lean and still have such curves!"

Jiang Youwu: "..."

Not long after, someone ambushed her. Clutching her stomach, she cursed, "This is killing me! I just thought about that woman, and now I'm reacting!"

Her junior sister gave her a complicated look. "Your poison is acting up."

Later, with her secret identity hanging by a thread, Luo Huaming flew into a rage. "Fine! I'll tell you right now whether I'm a man or not!"

Jiang Youwu couldn't take it anymore. He hauled her back to his cave residence and lifted his eyelids slightly. "Then show me. Are you a man or not?"

His golden demon eyes appeared, and the silver mark between his brows turned scarlet in an instant. No one knew that beneath the transcendent immortal's refined exterior lay a dark demon. His ancestral bloodline could command every living thing, and he was clearly losing control.

A pitch-black serpent tail coiled around Luo Huaming. She was stunned. This wasn't what was supposed to happen to a passerby!

She stubbornly retorted, "Don't provoke me. You can't afford to lose!"

She hadn't expected Jiang Youwu to take her seriously and start stripping her right there. Terrified out of her wits, Luo Huaming still wouldn't give in. "Beg me, and I'll let you."

Jiang Youwu ignored her and decided to continue.

Luo Huaming: "!"

Wait, she'd only said that offhand! Did he really have to play along so enthusiastically?

P.S. Some of the lines are really cringey, so please bear with them.

Theme: Take the initiative and strive for what you want.