My Ex Won't Leave Me Alone, Even in Death

Cen Youbai has a handsome, gentle, rich, and very skilled... ex-boyfriend.

They broke up. Why? Because Cen Youbai had been away from home for ten days, and the guy hadn't even sent him a message. Why stay together, until next year?

But what he never expected was that in the middle of the night, his ex-boyfriend would crawl toward him, soaked through and reeking of blood.

Crawling along, he beckoned to Cen Youbai and called, "Little Pomelo..."

Cen Youbai screamed, "Aaaaaah! Don't come any closer!"

Then Cen Youbai pulled a "death certificate" from his ex-boyfriend's coat pocket...

He turned around, eyes brimming with tears, and asked him, "Can we do it one more time?"

It's fine if he's dead, as long as the equipment still works down there.

A reader's guide:

Pure romance, a little supernatural and not scientific. This story could also be called: The CEO and His Beagle Boyfriend.

Elementary-school bickering, pure love between two weirdos, and a clingy couple all over each other.

A short, sweet story of a few tens of thousands of words. It might get locked, so I'll do my best to revise it.

Coming soon.

Wu Hui thinks the unluckiest thing that ever happened to him was meeting Yan Liujun.

Three hundred years ago, Wu Hui was shedding his skin on Mount Qi. He was just one molt away from becoming a demon god, after forty-one successful sheddings.

But his luck ran out when he met Yan Liujun, an unreasonable brute who stopped him from shedding his skin and dragged him up to the heavens, where he imprisoned him for three hundred years.

For those three hundred years, Wu Hui was kept like a spirit pet, with no freedom.

Worse still, Yan Liujun took three inches of his scales and extracted his demon-god bones...

In the nightmares that tormented him whenever he woke in the middle of the night, all he could see was Yan Liujun's face, cold and merciless, splattered with Wu Hui's blood...

Wu Hui vowed that one day he would kill Yan Liujun, then skin him and take his bones!

But what Wu Hui never expected was that one day, Yan Liujun would actually die!

Thrilled, Wu Hui escaped his cage. First, he tore down Yan Liujun's great hall. Then he destroyed the Garden of a Hundred Herbs where he had been imprisoned.

How satisfying!

But just as he was living it up, wild and unrestrained, he suddenly realized that what lay between him and Yan Liujun went far beyond those painful, endless three hundred years...

Otherwise, why was it that whenever he was in heat and tormented by desire, Yan Liujun was the one he secretly yearned for in his erotic dreams, his mind soaked through with visions of him...

Five hundred years ago, Yan Liujun raised a little snake, barely bigger than an earthworm, with tiny, bead-like eyes that never stopped watching him.

Yan Liujun fed him and watched him grow, little by little.

The little snake was clumsy and weak. He couldn't even shed his skin on his own. He would rub against Yan Liujun dependently, plaintively winding his little tail around him.

He was always so good at acting cute.

When he grew a little bigger, the little snake was still naive and didn't even know how to get through his mating season on his own.

All he knew was that same old trick: clinging to Yan Liujun pitifully.

Yan Liujun sighed. He doted on him far too much, and once again reached out to help him, just as he had when the snake was little.

The little snake grew up under Yan Liujun's care, bit by bit... only to forget him after taking human form.

Yan Liujun had lived by justice and integrity. As a divine lord, he had never overstepped his bounds, yet for this little snake, he broke every rule.

Even in death, the one he couldn't let go of was still that little snake.

"The one I worry about most is the little snake I raised in my garden. He's fond of cool places, picky about food, and a little difficult by nature, but he has a good heart. If he ever makes a mistake in the future, please go easy on him for my sake."

1. Divine lord top, snake bottom.

2. Happy ending, secretly in love with each other.

3. The novel is now underway.

Theme: Live well, and fall in love.