The System's Tricks on Me Over the Years

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After Jiang Wanmian was stabbed to death while trying to help someone, he got bound to a System called the "Workaholic King."

World One: The Summit of the Business World

"Workaholic King": Please earn one hundred million.

Jiang Wanmian: ? Could you say that again?

With no other options, the lazybones started scavenging trash, only to be picked up by the "summit" of the business world.

The "summit": Lu Yuanzhou, the only person calling the shots at LGC and the man in control of the Lu family.

When Jiang Wanmian woke up, he saw the man's tall figure flickering in the play of light and shadow. There was something indescribably ascetic about him.

But...

Why was the CEO making such a weird face?

"Workaholic King": I took apart and absorbed the bomb.

Jiang Wanmian: ...

The Workaholic King had eaten the bomb the villain planted in the villa. Jiang Wanmian thought he was done for, but Lu Yuanzhou only told him, with a bored air, to "eat another one."

Jiang Wanmian: ? You know that's really weird, right?

Later, the CEO started looking at Jiang Wanmian differently, pinning him to the sofa and kissing him fiercely.

Late at night, the Workaholic King took physical form and sought out the CEO. In a halting, mechanical voice, he said, "Why... scare him? I can't... calm him down anymore."

CEO: "?"

In a time and space that had fallen out of alignment, their love could never meet again.

World Two: The Greatest in the Cultivation World

"Workaholic King": Defeat that villain.

Jiang Wanmian: A villain with no health bar? Now that's interesting.

In the Xuanxiao Secret Realm, Xing Jiang, the Sunfire Demon Lord and the greatest cultivator of the age, discovers that the lazy little beauty he caught can calm the power of the sunfire within him.

So he takes the boy back to the Biluoti Demon Palace and keeps him there.

The finest medical cultivation manuals, the most capable subordinates, the most attentive care: Xing Jiang gives Jiang Wanmian everything he has, including his life.

Only when the world reaches its end does Jiang Wanmian discover that the Workaholic King is actually the founder of cultivation in this world, the number one name on the Xuanxiao Supreme Ranking!

The Workaholic King stands in a flowing white robe with golden trim. The Thousand Mechanisms Formation envelops the entire Sea of Wuwang, sweeping every obstacle out of Jiang Wanmian's way.

He protects the boy in peace, letting him do whatever he wants.

World Three: The Contending Warlords

Jiang Wanmian: All right, how are you going to mess with me this time?

The Workaholic King smiles faintly. "Turn around."

A carriage bell rings. Jiang Wanmian meets a pair of cold eyes. The man...

Can someone explain why the Emperor of D Ning looks exactly like the Workaholic King System?!

The Workaholic King has to remind him again: "Mianmian, I'm a person, just like Lu Yuanzhou and Xing Jiang... a person."

A person who can love you just as much.

Jiang Wanmian somehow ends up recognizing the Emperor of D Ning as his older brother, and accidentally brings together the Emperor of Canglan and his first love. Finally, on the battlefield, he meets the Emperor of Beiyuan, known in this age as the God of Death: Feng Ze.

Jiang Wanmian: ...

Are you blind?

Why does the Emperor of Beiyuan look exactly like the Workaholic King too?!

Can someone fix this bug?!

The temple's chief, whose soul is shattered to pieces, a brooding, obsessive, devoted top VS the Lord of Holy Light, a beautiful, lazybones bottom who's been tricked out of even his underwear, both a workaholic and a slacker

P.S. The little worlds are fragments of the top. It's one-on-one from start to finish, and it's sweet, so enjoy without worry. I absolutely won't abandon it.

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Xie Bishang was a cultivation powerhouse who worked himself to the bone. One day, he died while undergoing tribulation.

Then he transmigrated.

Good news: It's also a cultivation continent.

Bad news: This cultivation world seems to be seriously messed up.

Here, you have to take an exam to choose a sect and major. Admission is based on scores, with a single round of applications.

Xie Bishang: I don't get it. Don't stop me from cultivating and ascending!

He took the once-in-a-century cultivation exam and accidentally came in first in the entire cultivation world.

When he opened his eyes again, he found disciples and elders from all the sects gathered in front of his thatched cottage, armed with Immortal-Binding Ropes and a Spiritual Restraint Formation. They shouted at him, "First come, first served!"

Xie Bishang: ...

In the end, the Six Realms Enforcement Bureau had to step in to restore order.

Xie Bishang skimmed through over a thousand sects and more than a hundred "majors" in the cultivation world.

With a grand wave of his hand, he chose the Unfeeling Path at Xuanxiao Sect.

On enrollment day, he arrived on his flying sword and took three strikes from the Unfeeling Path elder at the sect entrance. His white robes fluttered in the golden clouds, and his slightly lifted phoenix eyes were full of cold pride.

Beautiful, cool, powerful, like frost and snow in the first light of dawn.

The Unfeeling Path elder, eyes shining, promptly posted an announcement in the college group chat:

Lock the Unfeeling Path courtyard gates! Especially keep out those lecherous creeps from the Dual Cultivation Courtyard. Don't let a single one in!

Disciple A: Got it!

Disciple B: Got it. Rose.jpg

From then on, all sorts of spirit pills appeared in Xie Bishang's desk drawer during class. Handsome men and beautiful women kept running into danger and asking for help whenever he went out. When he practiced swordsmanship, 180 sword cultivators would film him from the air...

Xie Bishang only cared about cultivating the Great Dao. He turned around and headed straight for the Misty Snow Mountains, shutting out the world.

Everyone at the Unfeeling Path, the courtyard with the lowest graduation rate in the whole sect, admired Xie Bishang deeply.

*

Deep in the night, silence enveloped Xie Bishang's home as he focused on drawing talismans.

Knock, knock, knock. Someone rapped on the window frame.

Xie Bishang gripped his sword, drawing it halfway from its scabbard. His beautiful eyes narrowed slightly.

The window opened, and a flash of red landed inside with a nimble flip.

The visitor had red hair tied into a high ponytail, silver bracers fastened around his sleeves, and a smiling face. What a spirited young man.

But when he opened his mouth, he said, "Beauty, want to cultivate together?"

Xie Bishang: ...

Xie Bishang, who had spent years steeped in killing, immediately fought with the lecher. The very next day, he was told he'd lost merit points.

He'd also have to retake the conduct class...

And that lecher, Feng Changliu, was the chief senior disciple of the Dual Cultivation Courtyard next door.

Feng Changliu had once been a legendary figure at Xuanxiao Sect. Several major sects and academies had even fought over him.

But no one had expected this muscular, ridiculously handsome guy to turn around and join Xuanxiao Sect's Dual Cultivation Courtyard.

Feng Changliu explained, "A fortune-teller said I have a romantic tribulation in my fate."

The disciples: "So?"

Feng Changliu: "I'll practice secret techniques until I'm good enough to completely conquer him!!!"

The Dual Cultivation Courtyard disciples: "Yeah!!!!" Seal clapping.jpg

So the moment Feng Changliu saw Xie Bishang, he knew his comeuppance had arrived!

He immediately switched to the Unfeeling Path to relentlessly pursue his darling junior brother!

At the courtyard's annual competition, Feng Changliu dressed like a peacock and winked at Xie Bishang, sending him flirtatious looks.

Xie Bishang: ...

His eyes hurt terribly.

Changing majors... He had to change majors!!!

Xie Bishang, the top student of the Unfeeling Path, plunged into the Spirit Sword Courtyard and became a sword cultivator. He'd barely had a few peaceful days when Feng Changliu showed up again. "Beauty, want to cultivate together?"

Xie Bishang: ...

After completing the Spirit Sword Courtyard's curriculum, Xie Bishang changed majors to the Formation and Talisman Courtyard with top marks.

Xie Bishang sat peacefully meditating on his bed when Feng Changliu climbed in through the window, a flirtatious smile on his lips. "Beauty, want to cultivate together?"

Xie Bishang: ...

He ran, Feng Changliu chased. He changed majors, Feng Changliu chased. He could change majors ten thousand times, and Feng Changliu would still chase him.

Xuanxiao Sect's confession wall:

1. Looking for the handsome young man: Who is this guy in white? He's so handsome, it's knocked me flat. Is he even real? Posting anonymously, posting anonymously.

2. Confession wall, a message for the Dual Cultivation Sect: Which shameless lecher stole our junior brother from the Spirit Sword Courtyard to boost his year-end KPIs? Smile.jpg

3. I'm shocked: I heard Junior Brother Xie has changed majors three times... Is this what it means to be a cultivation ace?

4. Xuanxiao Sect genius: @Xie Bishang, buddy, come to the Xuanxiao arena and let's fight each other!!!!

Feng Changliu, who had switched majors three times to follow Beauty Xie: Bro, send me your location. I'll let you experience the bite force of Beauty Xie's number one puppy.

A peerlessly elegant, astonishingly powerful, calamity-bringing, cool beauty bottom VS an unrivaled simp, the forefather of absurdity, Xie Bishang's number one puppy, a deceptively sweet and devious top

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