Yu Zhi is an utterly ordinary young man with amnesia. His life motto is: If you don't mess with me, I won't mess with you.
This plain and unremarkable Yu Zhi was on his way home from buying groceries when a large truck hit him and sent him flying.
He entered a realm world called [Ark].
[Fluffy Furry Showdown]
In the realm, giant muscular lop-eared rabbit Yu Zhi did the following:
1. Teammates trick me? Beat them to death.
2. A nasty NPC hits me? Beat them to death.
3. A stupid NPC follows me? Beat them to death.
4. A stranger hits me? Beat them to death.
5. A nice NPC messes with me? Kidnap them.
6. A stranger helps me? Add them as a friend.
The Lord [Custard Bun] stared at the malfunctioning realm, lost in thought. "What NPC? Wait, where did my two NPCs go?"
[Happy Farm]
In the realm, down-on-his-luck noble Yu Zhi did the following:
1. Became the only lucky one to receive a pair of chopsticks from a fellow countryman, complete with a thumbs-up.
2. Beat to death the fellow countryman who had ulterior motives.
3. Was constantly followed by the boss.
4. Sweet-talked and deceived the boss.
5. Married the boss.
6. Beat the boss to death.
The Lord [Clever Toilet Paper Roll] stared at the malfunctioning realm, lost in thought. "What boss? Wait, why can't I open my realm?"
[Grandma Tiger]
In the realm, kind-hearted country boy Yu Zhi did the following:
1. Didn't know the Lord [Two-Meter Legs].
2. Didn't know about [Two-Meter Legs]'s perverse enjoyment of getting personally involved.
3. Ordered [Two-Meter Legs] to do his chores.
4. Played a mini-game with a fellow countryman that required them to be "negative distance" apart, and won by picking each other's noses.
5. Beat to death the fellow countryman who had helped him complete the task.
The Lord [Two-Meter Legs] stared at the malfunctioning realm, lost in thought. "Where'd this guy come from? Wait, isn't this a seven-player instance?"
Reader's Guide:
1. Couple: Yu Zhi x Chong Xian
2. Calm and wise, seemingly innocent but secretly ruthless x gloomy, wicked, clingy pest
3. A heroine who grows, and a hero who stays by her side
4. The heroine is not a good person (bolded); the hero is just background decoration. The characters' values do not represent the author's.
5. The instances can be pretty disturbing, so read at your own discretion.
6. The golden finger is extremely powerful (probably).
Theme: Success doesn't have to be mine, but I must play a part in achieving it.
