[Gintama Otome] The Crow Thief Doesn't Dream of a Rhinoceros Beetle

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Sometimes gentle, sometimes unhinged, sometimes the snarky one, but always in it for the money!

Anxin Yuan Keke, AKA the greatest thief, the Crow, former professional assassin in the anti-foreign faction, and mysterious fifth member of Joy4, has come to Edo to start a new business.

The most important thing about being a thief is to pass through a crowd of admirers without leaving so much as a leaf behind.

Oh my, getting tangled up with one or two flowers now and then is fine, too.

A certain silver-haired former teammate: "That's what you call a heartbreaker."

A certain chain-smoking cop: "You don't think I can catch a thief, do you?"

A certain composer: "I don't think there's anything wrong with the two of us."

A certain captain of an intergalactic rescue team: "Ahahahahahaha!"

1. The heroine is loved by everyone, and for the most part she's the one in control of her romantic relationships. She's also the strongest.

2. Primarily first person. No underage characters.

Upcoming novel

"Everyone I Date Is Into Sports"

I've been so pleased with my recent weight-loss progress that of course I posted a photo of my abs on my university's dating site.

When I woke up the next morning, why were there 99+ messages in my inbox? Was I about to become a campus celebrity as a freshman?

I happily sprawled on my bed, picking out the guys who caught my eye and filling my schedule to the brim!

But...

Why did my first date hand me a flyer for a sports club?

Male Date No. 1 was an icy guy who looked super serious. From his photo, I thought he was the studious type, but he showed up to our date with a tennis racket on his back!

Male Date No. 2 was a tall guy with chestnut hair and glasses. He deliberately held an ice cream above my head. Turns out he was testing my jumping ability... Are they really that short on members in the tennis club?

Male Date No. 3 didn't even bother pretending. He was a dark-skinned athlete, and he set our date at a basketball court!

When he told me to try a three-step layup, I finally couldn't take it anymore. I tossed the ball aside and headed for the door. This guy named Aomine-something rushed over and grabbed my hand, and then...

I threw him over my shoulder and pinned his right arm.

"Sorry, I'm already in a sports club," I said casually as my date tapped the floor in surrender.

Get to know Chiharu Miharu, champion of the high school mixed martial arts division!

1. A sports-anime crossover, but set in college. Everyone is an adult.

2. The heroine keeps going on dates, but never enters a committed relationship. She's a mixed martial arts athlete who visits different sports clubs to try them out.

3. First person. Read it as a self-insert, ship whoever you like, or anything else.

4. Coming at the end of the year. Thanks for adding it to your collections!

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