[Clear-Eyed, Clueless Post-00s Baby Dragon x Boss Zhu Zhu, Born with Generations of Bad Luck]
Spiritual energy has withered from the world. The dragon race has been in decline for a century, and no new dragons have been born in a long time.
Just as the dragons were giving up hope, Du Wuyou hatched.
Not only was he the only baby dragon born in a century, he had enough spiritual energy to take human form from the moment he was born.
The whole dragon race doted on him as if he were the apple of their eye.
The dragon race has a tradition passed down since ancient times: every dragon hatchling must venture into the mortal world to gain experience once they can take human form.
So, at an age when he could barely string a sentence together, Du Wuyou officially became one of the human world's wage slaves.
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Wage Slave Diary, Day 1
Ordered to buy coffee for the boss.
Du Wuyou accidentally wandered into a specialty coffee shop where photography, takeout, and phone calls were forbidden...
To make sure the boss got a fresh cup, Du Wuyou teleported back to the office and personally "packed up" the boss and brought him to the coffee shop!
Boss: "!"
Wage Slave Diary, Day 5
Helping the boss host a client.
The client was difficult, so the boss asked Du Wuyou to book a classy hotel.
Du Wuyou took a stroll around the office and, at his own expense, booked a banquet hall that could hold a hundred people.
The client and boss stared at the empty hall and the steamed buns with condensed milk on the table: "..."
Wage Slave Diary, Day N
I tried to change the water in the goldfish bowl on the boss's desk, but accidentally soaked his pants instead.
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Si Buqun is the latest generation of Fu Zhu.
Bad luck runs in the Fu Zhu family. His father gets rained on every time he goes out, and every company his mother has worked for has gone bankrupt. It's been that way for millions of years.
But Si Buqun's life was unexpectedly smooth sailing: his instant noodles always came with a fork, there was never a shortage of toilet paper, and after growing up, he even started a successful import-export company...
It actually didn't go bankrupt?!
His family all thought he had a genetic mutation and was destined for a glorious life as a yao. Then his misfortune finally caught up with him.
Si Buqun's company hired a new assistant for him.
The assistant was fair-skinned, adorable, and innocent. His only problem was that he seemed far too naive about the ways of the world!
He spun the table while the boss was picking up food, and rushed to claim the back seat when the boss was going on a business trip! When asked to book a restaurant, he booked a banquet hall meant for the company party!
After just one month, Si Buqun was utterly exhausted.
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Knowing she was in the wrong, the HR manager prepared to bring a list of new candidates and beg forgiveness.
Si Buqun's office door was ajar, and ambiguous voices came from inside.
"...No, don't touch there, you idiot!"
"But it's leaking from there!"
HR: !!!
Reader's Guide (to be updated):
1. A goofy comedy. The actual story is hidden among internet memes and stereotypes. If any of it makes you uncomfortable, please stop reading! Many of the jokes rely on stereotypes. The author doesn't necessarily agree with them; they're just for entertainment!
2. The shou is a ridiculously cute little menace who'll torment the gong!
4. One-on-one, both are each other's first, and they're endgame. No breaking them up or switching roles!
5. This is entirely fictional. Please don't relate it to real life!
6. The blurb may change, but the basic setting is unlikely to. Screenshot taken on April 30, 2026.
Theme: A harmonious workplace starts with you and me!
