My Sect Doesn't Recruit Demons

Qiu Nuannuan transmigrated into a bizarre and fantastical cultivation world.

She looked at the sect leader's portrait, where he wore "villain-style smoky makeup." "Isn't your sect supposed to be an upright and honorable one?"

A disciple replied, "Uh, who says an upright and honorable sect can't have bad people?"

Fine, I'll take a look at some other sects.

Everyone at the Widowers' Sect dragged a coffin behind them. "Before you can join the sect, you must first kill the one you love."

The head of the Hundred Cuisines Hall said, "Make food that grants eternal life using simple ingredients."

Qiu Nuannuan: "I'm curious. I'll have a plate."

The head of the Hundred Cuisines Hall: "I made that up, and you actually believe it?"

Qiu Nuannuan: "Isn't that false advertising? Aren't you afraid of getting arrested?"

The head of the Hundred Cuisines Hall: "Heh heh heh heh heh."

Qiu Nuannuan walked a couple more steps, and the cultivation world's criminal investigation academy came into view. But it was called the White Tea Sect.

Qiu Nuannuan finally understood why the head of the Hundred Cuisines Hall had laughed at her.

The head of the Hundred Cuisines Hall wagged a finger. "No, you still don't understand."

Qiu Nuannuan: "?"

The High Priest passed by and bowed his head in greeting. "Good day, Your Majesty."

The 103-year-old old baby, head of the Hundred Cuisines Hall and current ruler, ran wildly across the Cloud Palace wearing a diaper. "High Priest, hello!"

Qiu Nuannuan's vision went blurry. "System, something's wrong with this place. I want to go home."

In the cultivation world, every sect considered demon-hunting its duty, and anyone below three stars was deemed useless.

One of the Seven Great Sects' recruitment principles: Never accept the useless.

Someone asked, "Why accept Qiu Nuannuan, then?"

The Green Tea Sect: "Because her silver-white hair is a sign of powerful spiritual energy. She'll be a pillar of support in the future fight against the demon army."

"But she's useless."

The second recruitment principle of the Seven Great Sects: Never accept monsters.

Here, "monsters" generally means demons.

The Green Tea Sect leader asked, "May I ask how old you are, miss?"

Qiu Nuannuan: "Sixteen."

The Green Tea Sect leader: "Then why did the trial gate say your bones are extraordinary and your bone age is over ten thousand?"

No matter how extraordinary one's bones were, they couldn't compete with someone's extraordinary way of thinking.

Someone shouted, "She must be a messenger of light sent by the gods to save us from our suffering, the leader of our resistance against the demon race, the hope of our entire village!"

Qiu Nuannuan had thought she was old enough, but it turned out the handsome sect leader with villain-style smoky makeup was even older than she was.

Qiu Nuannuan: "Have the Seven Sects never suspected that two demons over ten thousand years old have infiltrated the cultivation world?"

Theme: Less conflict and harm, more love in the world.