A Guide to Cultivating a Sweet Top

World One: An apparently surfing-obsessed, guileless, sensitive little puppy seme x a composed, helpless, level-headed uke As the number-one surfer online, Ling Zexi is the first to come across the internet's hottest "Handbook for the Perfect Husband." Confused and astonished, he decides to study it word for word. He swears he'll become the best husband on the internet. Rule one: Every time you finish having sex, carry your wife to the bathroom for a bath. Ling Zexi looks at Shen Jinghuai, who's working right in front of him, and decides he'll put rule one into practice tonight. But... Ling Zexi: W-wait a second? Something's not right! Wasn't he supposed to carry Shen Jinghuai? How did it end up with Shen Jinghuai carrying him? It's fine, it's fine. He still has rule two: Put your wife above everything else, and do exactly as she says. But... Looking at his wife, who does everything he says, Ling Zexi scratches his head, confusion filling his round eyes. Nothing seems to be going the way he imagined. Shen Jinghuai is at a loss. How is he supposed to tell his husband that these are things he needs to learn? World Two: A big-chested, sweet-skinned streamer seme x a former playboy, now doting CEO uke Zhang Shixu is a newly popular male streamer known for suggestive content on a certain platform. Thanks to his gorgeous, sexy physique, he's been dubbed the internet's male bodhisattva. People online drool over him, wishing they could get their hands on him themselves. But all good things come to an end. The male bodhisattva suddenly stops updating, and when he returns, he's become a couples' content creator. His flirtatious V-neck is replaced by a buttoned-up, ascetic shirt. He's so proper that it's hard to believe. His fans wail and gnash their teeth. Zhang Shixu helplessly placates them: "My partner won't let me. There's nothing I can do." Everyone teases him for becoming a henpecked husband. Then, during an unexpected moment on a livestream, they see their precious streamer being kissed until the corners of his eyes turn red, his waist so weak that someone has to hold him to keep him from sliding down. Everyone cries out. Now this is what it means for the sky to fall... This world has a bit of a getting-back-together element, but it isn't a major part. The blurb might differ a little from the actual story. I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so I'm not changing it, but the core premise is the same. I forgot to update the uke's characterization. World Three: A cool, aloof seme x a gentle, smiling tiger uke Xiao Jibai: "Your fake smile is disgusting." Shi Qing: "Is it, darling? But you look lovely when you cry for real." Xiao Jibai: "..." Set in a post-apocalyptic world. The seme is strong in combat and used to be a lone wolf, but he meets the uke from the start and catches his eye. World Four: An aloof, untouchable clan head seme x a hooligan, no-good uke Important warnings: 1. Episodic stories 2. The seme is bad in bed; the uke is strong in every way 3. Both love each other, but the uke's feelings are stronger 4. The story focuses on the seme, not the uke, but the uke's appearance may be described 5. Please read the warnings before starting. If you can't accept them, click away using the top-left corner 6. Fans of only one character type should proceed with caution 7. Please keep comments civil. No arguing Updated December 1, 2025 Theme: Love yourself