A somewhat pervy, fatherly (?) top x a spoiled, bad-tempered bottom who loves pretending to be sweet
A bottom who thinks everyone hates him, but tends to attract everyone | Some melodrama
1.
Lian Zhou was as lovely as a flower, but his temper was terrible. Whenever he was unhappy, he loved slapping people. Still, he was so beautiful that the young masters considered it an honor to be slapped by him.
Rumor had it that Lian Zhou, the campus belle of Oranlian Academy, was surnamed Chi and came from the Chi family, the most venerable of H Country's Four Great Families. Born into privilege and blessed with a face as beautiful as a celestial maiden, Lian Zhou topped the forum's post count by a wide margin.
[The campus belle's legs are so long and straight. Slurp.]
[Please, tell me the campus belle really has a flower. Then my dad will let me marry him.]
[News: The campus belle is wearing white stockings again today, hehe. Did he buy them too small? They look like they're squeezing his thighs.]
However, the year Lian Zhou entered his second year, his "older brother," Chi Jue, the true eldest young master of the Chi family, suddenly transferred to Oranlian Academy from an overseas school. Several of Chi Jue's friends came along, too. The young masters of the other three great families joined in as if it were all a game, enrolling at this academy for the second-tier families' children.
The handsome, noble young man lightly tapped the armrest and smiled. "I wonder when I supposedly got myself a 'little brother.'"
2.
From the day Chi Jue enrolled, Lian Zhou was plagued by endless nightmares. He often dreamed that his identity would be exposed, that he'd be driven back to the slums, and that everyone he'd bullied would take their revenge on him.
But events unfolded in a way he never expected.
Young Master Chi didn't expose his identity. Instead, he approached him in private and made an offer: "I don't need another little brother, but I do need a... pretty fiancée."
Lian Zhou stared wide-eyed at the astronomical contract before him.
Just as he hesitated, a voice rang out in his mind: "Ding-dong! The F4 Conquest System is now bound to you. Hello, dear Host! Conquer one person and earn ten million yuan~"
Lian Zhou: "I'll sign. I'm signing!"
From then on, the campus belle became the Chi family's private spouse. Countless people had their hearts broken, but no one dared complain.
3.
Sadly, it's hard to change one's nature. Lian Zhou wasn't exactly a well-behaved "fiancée."
He barely managed two days of good behavior before his devilish side emerged. The moment someone annoyed him, he'd pour a drink over the person who was flirting with him at a banquet. If someone insulted him on the forum, he'd make ten alternate accounts and flame them back, not caring in the least about the Chi family's reputation.
The System broke down. "Aaaah, Zhou Bao, stop letting loose! You'll end up just like the vicious cannon fodder in the original story!"
But as he continued to stir up trouble, Young Master Chi's friends all began eyeing this unpredictable beauty hungrily. "You're only his fiancée, not his wife yet. Zhou Bao, open up. I'm your husband."
Even the true young master, the original story's protagonist bottom whose identity Lian Zhou had taken, turned into a tall, taciturn athlete who begged for the chance to win his favor. "Lian Zhou, I know I can't compare to them, but I'll treat you well."
Lian Zhou asked the System, "Huh? What did you say? I'm the vicious cannon fodder?"
4.
In the original story, Chi Jue was frigid and old-fashioned. Lian Zhou never worried that he'd make a move on him, so he spent all day teasing people to earn money, flashing his little tiger teeth as he flirted with everyone.
The true young master and protagonist bottom wanted to pursue a fake-brother relationship with him. The school bully top was so flustered by Lian Zhou's cross-dressing livestream that he insisted on making him his wife. The aloof senior top insisted on supervising his studies, spanking him for every wrong answer...
Lian Zhou hummed as he came home: Back from fooling around.jpg
Chi Jue smiled. That night, the hoarse cries of a disobedient bad kitty echoed from the bedroom and didn't stop until morning.
Now it was Lian Zhou's turn to break down. "I thought you were supposed to be frigid???"
The System reminded him in a low voice, "Please don't let your conquest targets discover that you already have an improper relationship with someone~"
Lian Zhou could only hide the marks on his body, then go right back to flirting without learning his lesson, and get punished even more severely.
5.
On the day he completed his mission, Lian Zhou told the System, "I want to fake my death and disappear."
The System looked at the crowd of admirers behind him and hesitated before speaking. "Zhou Bao, our analysis shows a 99.9% chance you'll be caught and dragged back for more of this and that."
Lian Zhou clutched his lower back. "No. I can't keep going on like this."
Will he... win?
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