Yuan Bai is a straight-as-an-arrow man who, after an accident, became a notorious bottom-rung workhorse in the quick transmigration bureau. No matter how easy the mission, he either fails it or, at worst, brings the small world to the brink of destruction.
After years on the job, he hasn't earned a single cent and is instead deeply in debt to the God of the Mainframe. To pay it off, he tries all kinds of missions, determined to find the perfect position for himself.
World One: The blond punk who steals a young master away, then doesn't cherish him
System: [You're the scumbag who abuses and emotionally manipulates the universally adored protagonist bottom early in the novel. You decisively abandon him, even though he gave up everything for you, in pursuit of a better life. In the end, your legs are broken and you die a miserable death. You get what you deserve.]
Yuan Bai nods and diligently, honestly plays the scumbag. But where exactly did things go wrong?
The protagonist bottom refuses to break up even after learning he cheated. His first love, who was supposed to take revenge on him, is now willing to be the other man. The secondary couple watches him like a hawk, as do the protagonist bottom's friends, who meant to teach him a lesson for fooling around but ended up falling under his spell... Yuan Bai backs away until he has nowhere left to go.
Points again: -30,000
System: [...]
[A bunch of homewrecking assholes!]
"Even if you're nothing but a pretty-faced piece of trash, I still love you."
World Two: The dean of students in a bittersweet, painful story
[As the dean of a prestigious boys' school, you forbid dating and are deeply disgusted by gay people, believing homosexuality is an illness that must be cured. When you discover that the protagonist gong and bottom are gay, you verbally abuse and publicly reprimand them, among other cruel acts, indirectly leading to their being bullied. You also conspire with their parents to send them to a conversion camp, leaving them deeply traumatized. You are the main reason they split up. In the end, your misconduct gets you fired, your former students humiliate you, and the protagonist couple takes revenge by leaving you to starve to death on the streets.]
Yuan Bai's eyes light up. A straight guy? This role was made for him!
Yuan Bai rubs his hands together and can't wait to get into character, being as detestable and ruthless as possible.
But why hasn't he been fired yet? Why are everyone else's expressions so strange? Why do they keep indulging him? And why has he been forced again?!
"Teacher, do you know that evil deeds are repaid?"
(The blurb may be revised at any time.)
World Three: The doomed white moonlight of a cultivation-world heartthrob
"I envy you, look up to you, and want to make you mine."
World Four: The sexy Alpha adoptive father of the real young master in an ABO story
"You should have been my father."
World Five: The cannon-fodder boyfriend of the bottom in a coercive n.p. story
"If I can't touch the moon, I'll settle for gazing at it from afar."
(Warning: There are scumbags!)
World Six: The cannon fodder who becomes a male model to support his girlfriend
The ex-husband is a shut-in.
(Updates won't follow the order listed.)
★Warnings: (The gong isn't chaste and is bad in bed, but he's still pretty capable outside the bedroom. I really love the trope of someone becoming a bottom for love. The bottoms are hopeless romantics, and most will be a little taller than the gongs. Our A Shu is 180 cm tall.) (Some characters may seem universally hated on the surface but are actually beloved by everyone.)
The gong's character will genuinely be awful and rotten. Even when the bottom knows this, he can't help falling for him and treating him well. He may curse at the gong, but it'll be the helpless kind of rage. He might even twist himself into knots, convincing himself that the gong isn't really that kind of person, like a pitiable, jealous husband.
There is no confirmed bottom, but there will be cannon-fodder bottoms!
★Friendly reminder: There will be no redemption arc! When our gong plays a scumbag, a bad guy, or a villain, he really is a scumbag, bad, and villainous! Our baby is truly a super-dedicated, model employee!
★The values in the story don't represent the author's values, but some things are the author's kinks. Yeah, I've read too many naughty books.
The small worlds have bad endings.
Theme: No matter how awful you are, you're still the only one I like.
If you like Master Attack, it will definitely be fun to play with the superior Su Attack! 🤩
I prefer Su Jia 1 with more highlights. I absolutely prefer the protagonist. Madam, just follow her own pace 🙏
Damn, can you not slice it? I want an open ending, something like invisible np
Little Bai Bai obediently eats oranges 😏😏😏
I almost died laughing. This lsy looks as if I have been cuckolded. Please let the sufferer speak for himself (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧
Goddess, I will always wait for you to come back, as long as you have more time ŏ̥ㅁŏ̥
Happy New Year 💪 When can we see the next chapter 🐶🌹
Don't slice it, I don't feel like it's worthy of attacking, either an open pseudo-NP or just a pure worker without CP.
Isn't it a death escape? I thought every world was a death escape. After all, he deducted so many points from the attack treasure [covering his face and laughing and crying] and he didn't like those pains either. Also, please don't slice them!! If you can't n, then you should have no cp.
In this chapter, I seriously suspect that you are a fan of snails yourself, hahahaha