[Transformers] Near Death, Then Picked Up by Starscream

I feel like this could be posted on its own, so...

You're an Autobot, fallen on the long battlefield between the Autobots and the Decepticons, your body wrecked, your spark about to go out.

Then you see Starscream, with his beautiful frame and paint job.

Please read before starting:

1. Starscream x You, with a hodgepodge of different universes

2. I didn't mean for this to be serious. It's basically a collection of all kinds of bizarre, offbeat, sweet little stories.

3. There'll be lots of bizarre jokes (maybe?)

Theme: I swear I'm not picking on Starscream. Actually, I want to pick on all the robots