Madam, Keeping Up the Act Any Longer Would Be Rude

[Sunny, talkative schemer top x aloof, dark-hearted beauty bottom, teaching each other how to win over their nemesis~]

[One puts on an act like a pro, the other is shamelessly flirtatious!]

1

Everyone at Tonglin University says you should never mess with Song Yunhe.

He has a stunning beauty's face, but in private he beats his classmates until they're black and blue.

Song Yunhe says nothing, only pouting aggrievedly.

It's all that bastard Jiang Yanzhou's fault!

They've been sworn enemies since childhood, fighting their way all the way to university.

Even though they have different majors, they still haven't let each other off the hook.

They can't swallow their anger.

And they can't win a fight, either!

Song Yunhe stared at the novel he'd written halfway through.

Then he thought of a great idea.

2

Song Yunhe has two secrets no one knows.

First, he's gay.

Second, he's an author.

He only writes delicious stories about two male leads, and there's only one person he's attracted to.

Ever since he started imagining Jiang Yanzhou's body while cooking up stories,

Song Yunhe's back stopped aching, his legs stopped hurting, and he even smiled as he walked.

Campus gossip turned into: The aloof campus beauty has come down from his pedestal to fall in love.

Jiang Yanzhou, who witnessed it all, couldn't smile.

"Who are you dating?"

"You don't even know how to date properly, and you're already trying?"

He never dared to say the last line, "Let me do it..." despite working up the courage for ages.

3

Song Yunhe recently came across a seriously steamy comic about two men.

It was titled "Wrong Person, Right Passion."

The art was gorgeous, and the plot was thrilling.

The bottom in particular was drawn with a delicate, soft body, so lifelike he seemed to be right there.

Song Yunhe loved it and found a way to contact the artist.

He wanted to commission illustrations for his new book.

The two hit it off and soon started chatting nonstop, trading flirtatious remarks and sharing their secret crushes.

[Ah, what should I do if I want to turn my buddy gay? I want it more and more...]

[Go for it! If you want it, you'll get it!]

Later, Song Yunhe was surprised to discover

Why did the beautiful bottom in the comic look more and more like him?

Even... the mole on his lower back was in exactly the same place.

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He knocked on Jiang Yanzhou's door with a dark expression.

"Artist, keeping up the act now would be rude."

Reader's guide:

1. One-on-one | Happy ending | Mutual secret crushes | Childhood friends turned sworn enemies | Turning each other gay | Secret identities revealed | Campus

2. The overall style is lighthearted, silly, sweet campus romance~ The main goal is to make you happy and give you something fun to read with your meal!

3. Some details differ from the real world. If you're particular about details, please don't scrutinize them, mwah

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