No Barking Loudly in the House

[Daily updates after entering the paid chapters] One night, an unexpected guest arrived in Lu Huai's hospital room. Sitting up straight, the visitor claimed he could give Lu Huai a healthy body and a wonderful life again. Lu Huai struggled to blink, then slowly pressed the call button beside him: Come quick... there's a talking lizard in here... The amateur System let out a silent scream, knocked its dying Host unconscious with its tail, and hurriedly picked an easy beginner world to hide in with him. World One If only Lu Huai had known that trying to earn energy points by taking advantage of two people would lead to this... He counted the days he'd been locked up in the villa, on the verge of tears. All he could do was put on the dress Long Aotian liked best, awkwardly press himself against the man, and timidly ask if he could let him go. Then the next second, he saw his fiance standing in the doorway, looking amused. World Two He'd thought that being a loyal subordinate would keep him safe, but then the new head of the family accidentally took an aphrodisiac. Lu Huai bit his lip, listening to a work report from outside the door while enduring the man's uneven thrusts. He was filled with regret. "You like it that much?" The man's teasing words rang out at the same time as Lu Huai's phone. When he saw the name of the other lead on the screen, his vision went black. He wished he could faint. World Three A whole crowd beside him shouted that dinner was ready and rushed forward. Lu Huai had just caught up with the group when he saw several people with weapons shoot down those who were running fastest. That's when he realized he'd become a zombie. "Wait, grab the one running slowest. Take it back for experiments." Lu Huai was hauled back by the collar, but instead he felt relieved. Great, at least he wouldn't have to suffer through eating... Nooooo! With a numb expression, he watched someone sneak into the lab in the middle of the night and kiss and bite him. Then he glanced at the red-lit security camera and began seriously thinking about how to make lizard soup. World Four After going off track in all three worlds, Lu Huai was thrown into a punishment world and turned into a sickly weakling. The good news: His family was the foremost among the great clans, so he'd have no worries about food or clothes for the rest of his life. The bad news: His family was so powerful it threatened the throne. Even a sickly, illiterate nobody like him had to enter the palace as a companion student to a prince, and the least favored prince at that. Lu Huai, dragging himself to early mornings and late nights at school while barely clinging to life: I might as well be dead... So when a poisoned arrow flew toward the Seventh Prince, he threw himself in front of it without hesitation. When he opened his eyes, a roomful of people stood packed around his bed. At the front was the Crown Prince, who was said to have been lame for fourteen years, beyond all hope of treatment. World Five After transmigrating into the body of a mermaid, Lu Huai hadn't figured out whether he breathed through his mouth or his gills when his planet was conquered by a group of mechanical lifeforms. He trembled as he met the red eyes of the enemy leader, certain his life was over. The owner of those red eyes discovered that squeezing the little fish made bubbles come out. Intrigued, it tossed Lu Huai into the pool in its bedroom, quite pleased with its spoils of war. It soon discovered that it wasn't the only one interested in this mermaid. Notes: 1. All the mini-worlds have bad endings. 2. The top's main goal is to go home. The love triangle is in the original world. The bottom is not split into multiple selves or merged with another. 3. I write according to my tastes. The last three worlds in the blurb may change. Theme: Leave no regrets and keep moving forward.