Am I Wrong to Seek a Peaceful Life at PK Academy?

Doumugui Die is a woman with the supernatural ability to turn everything into tags.

With this power, I can see tags above everyone's head from birth, such as [Gambler Who Always Loses] [Makeup Hoarder] [Loves Eating Garlic and Banana Mash]...

Because my starting tag is [Blessed by the God of Delinquent Girls], I was born with a birthmark, and my parents decided I was destined to be a delinquent. So they decided to scrap this account and start a new one.

Me: ?

I can't talk yet, but I have a feeling my parents aren't quite right in the head.

And that's how I got a younger brother.

I'm Doumugui Die. After my parents vanished while chasing thrills (and taking each other out), my brother and I inherited the family fortune and were sent to live with relatives.

[Perverted Siscon] [Dumb Older Brother] [I'm Going to Marry My Little Sister When I Grow Up!]...

[Childhood Form of a Beautiful Girl] [Beautiful Girl Blessed by the Gods] [The Number One Kid Everyone Wants to Steal]...

Doumugui Die: ...?

I hold back my brother, who wants to go play with her, and decide to keep a close eye on Teruhashi.

A few years later, looking at the [Perverted Sister-Con] above my adorable little brother's head, I fall into a long silence.

A complete defeat.

Our new family seems to be a little too popular. Stalkers and kidnappers alike keep showing up, making our lives extremely troublesome.

So I start learning counter-surveillance, fighting techniques, intelligence analysis, and other skills, matching wits with those irritating stalkers.

A year later, I've earned nicknames like [Big Sis] [Born Delinquent] and [Unbeaten Queen].

Doumugui Die: ...

On the bright side, there are fewer stalkers and obsessive fans now, thanks to the deterrent effect of delinquency.

As a delinquent girl recognized by the gods, I spent a while being cheered like a conquering hero after taking over yet another school. But I soon grew tired of that life.

I decided to retire from the scene, so when I started high school, I chose another school and began a quiet life under an assumed identity.

Everything was going perfectly. I had a relatively successful school life, with just one exception: I discovered that my best friend Kyoko had a crush on someone. After I lost at rock-paper-scissors, I was forced to be her on-call wingwoman for three months.

Doumugui Die: ...

Damn rock-paper-scissors. One day, I'll crush it underfoot!

My new school has beautiful surroundings and a fulfilling life, but there's something off about my classmates' tags.

[Love-Struck] [Love-Struck Filter] [Falls for Five Men in Three Minutes]

[Chunibyo] [Someone's Personal Human Shield] [Gullible Idiot]

[No Brains] [Ridiculously Strong Limbs] [Butt Chin]

[Beautiful Girl] [Beautiful Girl Blessed by the Gods] [Super High School-Level Beautiful Girl] [A Beautiful Girl Who's Perfect From Every Angle]

[God of the Second Dimension] [Psychic] [Always Wins at Rock-Paper-Scissors]...

Doumugui Die: ...?

My cousin is here, too. I should keep an eye on her safety while I'm at it.

I've complained about this before, but why are gods going to school, too?

Now that I've started high school, my daily life seems to be getting pretty wild. Every student here has a unique personality and unusual tags. I absolutely love this place. (Deadpan)

Wait!

I look at the pink-haired student with two lollipops on her head. My gaze lands on [Always Wins at Rock-Paper-Scissors], and my eyes gleam with determination.

Classmate, let's become the closest friends in the world!

Kusuo, who heard every word: ...

Looks like I've gotten tangled up in a new hassle.

Doumugui Die: Friend, you wouldn't want everyone to find out you're a psychic, would you?

Kusuo: ...

Author: It's a blond guy (not really).

Warnings: The characterizations in this derivative work inevitably differ from the originals. OOC warning.

Theme: Our youth will never end!