[The attack of the snake demon with a bad mouth and an upright body × the cute Taoist priest with the light of the right way]
Yun Yi, an ordinary little Taoist priest, has only one ambition in his life: slaying demons and promoting righteousness. When he went down the mountain for the first time, he picked up a small black-scaled snake. Unexpectedly, he was in constant trouble from then on:
There was a puddle of water on the floor that was just mopped last night this morning, causing the senior brother to fall on his back;
When he stayed up late at night to read, the Tao Te Ching turned out to be an erotic picture, which frightened him so much that he burned incense on the spot to purify his mind;
Going down the mountain to set up an altar to ward off demons, when I turn around, incense and ashes are flying all over the sky, as if someone is deliberately causing trouble...
The most extreme thing is that every night he is "pressed down on the bed by ghosts", and his chest is so heavy that he can't breathe!
Combining various strange phenomena, Yun Yi finally identified the culprit - the little black snake at hand that was sleeping soundly and making noises!
Under the strong persuasion of his senior brother, he reluctantly soaked the little snake in realgar wine and sealed it. Unexpectedly, there was a strong wind that night, and a dark-haired man in a black robe dragged a snake's tail onto his bed, gritting his teeth: "Why did you seal this seat again?"
Yun Yi: ... It turns out that this guy is the one who "suppresses" him every night!
Later he found out that the snake was the thousand-year-old demon Mo Heng, and that in his previous life he was the founder of Xuanmen who sealed Mo Heng.
This snake opens and closes its mouth to collect debts, but:
He occasionally felt cold and coughed quietly. The snake demon went out early in the morning to collect herbs and make soup;
He was accidentally injured while subduing a demon, and the snake demon went berserk and swung the opponent to death with its tail;
When he read the girl's palm, the snake demon immediately overturned his fortune-telling stand and went on a hunger strike for three days with a cold face!
One night, the snake demon was drunk, and its tail slipped into the hem of his clothes. It bit his earlobe with its fangs and whispered: "Yun Yi, the hatred of the past life and the debt of this life, don't even think about escaping..."
Yun Yi rubbed his sore waist, can he still collect debts like this?
On the day he fell off his horse, Mo Heng wrapped him into a cocoon, but carefully placed his tail under his waist: "If you can't be angry anymore, just... Seal me again?"
Yun Yi: ... You let go of your tail first before you say this!
Mo: I'm not here to repay a favor, but to collect debts. Well, that's it.
Yun: ... Can you stop curling your tail so tightly? !
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Intention: to correct evil and return to righteousness