Teach the disciple a lesson every day·Be angry with the disciple·Clean up the disciple's mess·Maximize the tolerance
Big attributes: Angel on the outside, devil on the inside; Always on the road to getting into trouble; Rough-skinned and thick-bodied and very resistant to beatings; Little clingy spirit; Black dragon shou
Xiao Linjiang's three greatest joys in life were drinking, taking on apprentices and making friends.
One day, he had a drink with the Demon Lord. When he passed by the Purgatory of the Past, he saw thousands of demons gathered together, all competing for a real dragon egg.
The dragon egg is suspended above the blazing flames, golden in color, and looks very good. Xiao Linjiang squatted aside with great interest, planning to grab the dragon eggs and make them as a side dish when they were cooked.
After waiting tirelessly for three days and three nights, the dragon egg finally broke out of its shell, and a little black dragon emerged from it, howling.
Xiao Linjiang was soft-hearted. That's all, it's just a living thing after all. He accepted Black Dragon as his disciple, named him Xiao Hanxing, and took the little guy to the Demon Lord's residence.
Pour a glass of wine with fine nectar and jade liquid, it is impossible to get drunk. He had an epiphany while drunk and dreamed, and immediately flew back to the fairy world to retreat into a dream.
This sleep lasted ten years.
Ten years later, an urgent order for one hundred thousand fires came from the devil world.
Damn it, I forgot that there is a little dragon disciple left in the Demon Realm.
In ten years, the little black dragon that could only howl at the beginning had grown into a handsome young man, looking at him with a pair of big black eyes, and his timid appearance made Xiao Linjiang feel guilty.
My dear friend, Demon Lord, said goodbye with tears in his eyes, as if he was reluctant to leave. Xiao Linjiang asked if the child should worship the master instead.
The Demon Lord waved his hands repeatedly, covered his mouth, and while wiping away tears, he drove the two generals out of the Demon Realm.
He should have understood at this moment that those were not tears of separation, but someone's joy! Pole! And! Weep!
After taking him back, he discovered that his cute little apprentice was not like this at all.
On the first day, his cave was demolished by his young disciples, and he woke up sleeping on a cliff.
The next day, his disciple secretly drank all the hundreds of jars of fine wine he had hidden.
On the third day, he found that his little disciple would eat everything.
He stepped on the tattered fairy sword, carried his disciple who was covered in mud, and flew past the immortals with a frosty face.
From then on, the filter of the aloof god was completely shattered.
Beating, dragons have rough skin and thick flesh. The lighter one is like tickling a black dragon, the heavier one is like beating to death. The little disciple would always admit his mistake to him with tears in his eyes, saying that he would not dare to do it next time, and would quietly hook his finger with his little tail.
Xiao Linjiang admitted that he was a soft-hearted master.
He sometimes doubted his disciple's IQ. Could it be that a fire in hell ten years ago burned out the child's brain?
Don't remember the beating, don't remember the beating at all. She was still very clingy, crying and saying, "Master, I was wrong, Master, please don't abandon me again."
Xiao Linjiang looked up to the sky and sighed, hugging his disciple tightly, tears streaming down his face.
The God King, who came and went as freely as the wind, was finally driven crazy and turned into a wretched ninja who had to hold the leash when walking his dog.
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Small theater:
The door of the room was pushed open, and a refreshing breeze blew from the outside, fluttering the curtains. A black dragon's tail was exposed under the curtains, hanging lazily beside the bed.
Xiao Linjiang put down his sword and oil paper bag, walked to the bed, grabbed the dragon's tail and stuffed it into the quilt.
On the bed, Xiao Hanxing was sticking out his buttocks. He was sleeping soundly, but when he heard the noise, he woke up in a daze and groaned: "Master?"
"Master is here, you can sleep."
The furry head was buried in Xiao Linjiang's arms, and the dragon's tail was wrapped around his arm. The little apprentice changed his sleeping position, and the hem of his clothes was rolled up, revealing a fair waist.
Xiao Linjiang's eyes darkened, and he gently pressed his thumb on the end of his apprentice's reddish eyes.
Everything will be fine today.
Being unable to get out of bed is also a way of consuming energy.
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Reading guide:
1. In ancient times, I learned about the imagination of masters and apprentices, and loved to hear and see the true dog training literature.
2. In the early stage, the bastard raised a cub, and in the later stage, the master escaped and the apprentice went crazy. After the master returned, the apprentice transformed into a super clingy spirit, following wherever he went and never letting go.
3. Going in both directions is not unrequited love.
4. This is a non-control article, it is a Duan Shui CP article, and those who are exposed will avoid it.
5. Capital he.
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Concept: Love is tolerance, love is protection