The Hehuan Sect Master I Found Says He Wants to Be My Wife

1

Jiang Linqi is an ordinary local police officer. One night, while picking up a late-night meal he'd ordered through a group-buying app, he found a snow-white fox lying outside his door. He calmly called 110, then temporarily took the fox into his home until the Wildlife Protection Bureau could come in the morning.

Then... in the middle of the night, Jiang Linqi felt a hot body crawling all over him. Fuzzy ears, a fluffy tail, soft, chubby paws... and a wet tongue licking his chin.

?!! Jiang Linqi was shocked and shoved him away.

"I am the Demon Venerable, sect master of the Hehuan Sect, a Nascent Soul Ancestor, half a step from godhood! Who in this world doesn't fear me?!"

"I was grievously wounded by a villain and my spiritual power was sealed." The fallen youth wore a plain white robe, his long black hair spilling across the floor. He raised his brows and opened his eyes.

"Lie still and cultivate with me. Your cultivation will soar, and you'll skip thirty years of hard work!"

Prostitution and soliciting: ten days in detention.

Go explain that to the detention center.

2

Good police officer Xiao Jiang, single and unmarried, suddenly finds himself raising a child.

The kid is fierce. If anyone gets too close to Jiang Linqi, he barks like a rabid dog. "Look at him one more time and I'll gouge out your eyes." "Dare poison the water and I'll grind your bones to dust."

He's as well-behaved as a little fox only when he's with Jiang Linqi.

"I memorized the multiplication table up to nine today." "I helped eight old ladies cross the road today." "Was I a good boy today?"

"Then, big brother... can I have a kiss?" "Can I sleep in your arms tonight?"

3

As Jiang Linqi raises the little fox, things start getting weird...

"Big brother." In the dead of night, a pair of deep, narrow eyes fixed on Jiang Linqi's arm. A tall, grown man's body loomed over him, casting a heavy shadow. "Did you go on a blind date today...?"

"Is he as handsome as me?" A warm, broad hand reached for Jiang Linqi's waist. "Does he know all the sensitive spots on your body like I do?"

"Would he wash your socks and underwear?" "Can he cook three dishes and a soup as well as I can?" "Would he pick out every single watermelon seed for you?" ... The man's heavy breathing brushed Jiang Linqi's ear again and again.

"Is he as good a wife as I am?"

Jiang Linqi: "Wife" isn't a word used to describe men.

Bonus scene:

"So you were the one who struck first today?" In the middle of the night, a troublemaker at the local police station was suddenly grabbed by the back of the neck by a mass of black mist.

The Demon Venerable lifted the man with one hand, as easily as crushing an ant. His voice was low and sinister. "Which hand hit him? I'll cut it off."

"What did you call him? Filthy words... defiling his ears." Bloodlust and murderous fury surged forth, the aura of a vengeful ghost terrifying everyone. "Now I'll rip out your tongue too."

A weary, half-dead wage-slave cop on the receiving end, with a faint incubus vibe

A needy, affectionate, clingy little fox who grows up into a possessive, unhinged Demon Venerable on the giving end

P.S. In the world of cultivation, he was always called the Great Demon and had no name. After the cop took him in, he was named "Xiao Bai," so you can call him "Jiang Xiaobai."

#Modern-world main story + cultivation-world side arc#

#The receiver is irresistibly attractive to the giver, who opens his eyes and immediately wants to cultivate together#

#The giver switches between three forms: silver fox, youth, and Demon Venerable#

Theme: Do good deeds and earn virtue, and you'll get a beautiful husband (male)