The Emperor Can't Go to Bed Even If He Calls You

[The heroine of Tanhua, disguised as a man] When the monarch and his subjects fall asleep once they have reached their feet, it can be said that the love between the monarch and his subjects is deep and God's grace is vast. But what if the king and his ministers rested at their feet every night? ——I'm afraid it's not a pair of broken sleeves! This was the voice of the civil and military officials of the Wei Dynasty. … The emperor has been in great distress recently. Without him, as long as Tanhua Lang is on the same dragon bed, the emperor can hear Tanhua Lang's heart. One night, there were floods and droughts in Ningzhou, and the harvest dropped sharply. Tanhualang regretted: "It's a pity that there are no sweet potatoes and potatoes. One acre of land can produce four thousand kilograms!" Emperor: "!" Another night, the emperor casually lamented that the Turks were causing chaos in the border areas. Tanhua Lang expressed fear, his eyelashes trembling and his head trembling, "It would be great if there was gunpowder. Use a few rounds to blow up a whole camp!" Emperor: "!!" Another night, the emperor was bored with the aristocratic family, and Tanhualang kept looking at the dragon robe on the stand, "AUV~ The head of the Wang family is really amazing. That dragon robe, tsk tsk, is exactly the same as the one in front of me!" Emperor: "!!!" The emperor really wished he could sleep with Tanhua Lang every night, but his Tanhua Lang was a man! … Tan Hwa Lang has also been very troubled recently. The emperor is handsome and well-known, but he is not a good boss. "Tanhua Lang, I want eight thousand kilograms of grain per acre." Tanhua Lang was dumbfounded: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, I can't do this!" The Emperor pointed to the Meridian Gate and said, "Then I will lend you the human head on your neck." Tanhua Lang: "!!!" Tanhua Lang: "Can four thousand catties be okay? It's really impressive. If we work hard, we can still produce five to six thousand catties!" "Tanhualang, I will give you a hundred soldiers. You can intercept and kill the 3,000 Turks at Qionglin Pass." "Tanhua Lang, hide my dragon robe in Prime Minister Wang's house." "Tan Hua Lang..." Tanhua Lang was about to cry but had no tears: "Your Majesty, I really can't do this!" The emperor smiled slightly: "Tanhua Lang, I just invite you to the dragon bed for a chat. Is there any difficulty?" Tanhualang was filled with indignation: "Your Majesty, I am Tanhualang, not Lord Longyang!" Where can one sit on the dragon couch every day and reminisce about the past? Where can anyone reminisce about old times and talk back to each other? Ah? ? ? * "The emperor couldn't get on the boat when he called him, so he claimed that he was a wine-drinking immortal" - Du Fu's "Song of the Eight Immortals in Drinking" *The background is overhead and imitates the Tang Dynasty *Light-hearted funny writing Intention: Hardships and hardships will help you succeed