Zhang San Wants to Be the Male Lead Too (Quick Transmigration)

The original version performed too poorly, so the author is revising it.

System: I'm so sick of this angsty world where "even if the emperor himself showed up, he'd still be a self-loathing bottom." If he keeps wallowing in self-loathing, the whole world will drown in vinegar!

Zhang San:

I'm Zhang San, an ordinary passerby, but the world should revolve around me.

Cry for me. Feel honored to get close to me. Be so happy to fall in love with me that you cry!

The System passes by, rubbing its hands excitedly: You, that's it! My Host, destined by fate!

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Fake young master x the heartthrob who secretly loves him.

After his identity as a fake young master from a wealthy family is exposed, he's caught between his birth family and adoptive parents, with nowhere to turn. His former friends kick him while he's down, and the heartthrob he likes is too insecure to approach him. After taking a blade for the heartthrob and suffering a serious injury, he leaves for a distant land and dies alone?

Zhang San: He pulls out a thick ledger and hands it to his biological father. "Here are all my expenses over the twenty-three years I lived with my adoptive parents. You can pay me back. As for any other accounts, the two families can settle them between yourselves. I'm out."

As for the heartthrob not loving me, I'll just move on to the next one... Wait, he loves me? Loving me is his good fortune!

*Found Family

An orphan since childhood, he was taken in by the young master. By day, he was his bodyguard; by night, his lover. When the young master broke his leg in an accident and everyone abandoned him, I cared for him devotedly until he emerged from the darkness and returned to the top, only to have to watch him live happily ever after with the person he loved?

Zhang San: Better to pick people up than be picked up by someone else. A beautiful dad, a tough mom, a big sister who can eat like a champ, and the beloved of the chosen one: I picked every last one of them up off the street!!!

And the young master? I hear his lover teamed up with someone else to set him up because he was terrible in bed. He's on the verge of death.

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Bound to a conquest System, he went to another world and tried ninety-nine different ways to become the male lead's devoted simp, but still failed to win his heart. Now he's been told he'll never be able to return to his parents?

Zhang San: What kind of human trafficker would dare disguise itself as a System!?

He tears open space with his bare hands and drags out the author who wrote this whole story from behind the human-trafficking System. "Since you don't love the characters you wrote, go try winning over your so-called male lead yourself. You can't return to the real world until you've failed ninety-nine times."

Theme: Zhang San is the one who can handle anything.