Fake Bad Guy Meets Real Gangster

Fake bad straight man attacked vs real gangster Taoist priest [Key points: sand sculpture, sweet article, nonsensical comedy, double cleanliness, HE, please collect it! One of Shen Jiamu's creeds in life: Don't believe in fortune tellers on the roadside. It wasn't until the fairy-like fortune teller accurately reported his name and exposed the embarrassing incident of being scolded for being late this morning, saying that there was a villain around him causing trouble, and that if he didn't deal with it, there would be a bloody disaster, he believed it. With tears in his eyes, he transferred one thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars in exchange for a heavenly book that is said to be able to ward off disasters. The fortune teller repeatedly warned me not to read the last page of the Book of Heaven. At midnight, Shen Jiamu was tired from reading the Heavenly Book. Driven by curiosity, he opened the last page. His pupils shrank, and at the bottom of the last page it was written, retail price: 20 yuan. Shen Jiamu threw the book to the ground: "... What the hell..." The next day, he failed to seek revenge, and on his way back, he encountered a porcelain. Shen Jiamu clenched his fists, pointed at the camera and sneered: "You don't care where you touch porcelain? There is a camera above your head!" The man on the ground took off his glasses and said happily: "I checked it a long time ago. This camera is broken." Shen Jiamu was about to leave, but found that lying on the ground was the fortune-telling liar from yesterday! Shen Jiamu was about to settle old and new grudges together, but the liar denied it, claiming that he had a twin brother, and it must be his brother who deceived Shen Jiamu. The furious Shen Jiamu took action directly, but was defeated by the scammer: "My apprentice is recording the video! If you don't pay me, I will bully you online!" As he spoke, he shouted: "Cheng Yan, come out and save the master!" Cheng Yan slowly walked out from a short distance away and stabbed his master with every word he spoke, "You deserve to be beaten for being so shameless. This gentleman is really upright!" Cheng Yan not only helped Shen Jiamu get his money back, but also watched him leave. Cheng Ruiqing rubbed his face: "You traitor! How dare you use a gag charm on me?! What's the big deal after two full meals? Huh? I didn't get the money, and you vomited out yesterday's!" Cheng Yan looked at Shen Jiamu's retreating back with blazing eyes: "Master, do you believe in love at first sight? I think we don't need to look for him. He must be my Taoist companion." Small theater: Cheng Ruiqing assisted while giving instructions: "Apprentice, remember, we can only do the above!" Cheng Yan nodded: "I understand Master, I will climb over the wall and get him in now!" Cheng Ruiqing: "Wait a minute, you are a Taoist priest, not a gangster!" Shen Jiamu: "... I am a straight man!" It wasn't until Cheng Yan was seriously injured in order to save Shen Jiamu that the two of them moved into his house grandly. Shen Jiamu finally realized: these two masters and apprentices, one cheated money and the other cheated their hearts! The most annoying thing is that he seems to be... About to be bent! Intention: Move forward bravely and never bow to fate.