[Korean Showbiz] 208 Ways to Reject Someone with an Artsy Temperament

Name: Diwu Jiayi

Profile: A girl from Shandong, a victim of the fake heiress trope, an artsy shut-in, INTJ.

"Turns out I'm the real heiress in a web novel about a real and fake heiress."

Going from a country girl to a city girl in just one month was the bizarre experience Diwu Jiayi went through. After taking a leave from school due to depression, she lay around at home. By chance, she became a small-time internet celebrity, then gained some online fame by riding the wave of Korean entertainment, only to get cyberbullied. The experience strengthened her resolve to go to Korea and become an idol, so she began going on dates with Korean idols.

Because she's so sensitive, little mouse Jiayi can't stand the pain of dating and breaking up, so she sticks to flirtation and avoids relationships altogether.

When idols profess their love, Diwu Jiayi has 208 ways to turn them down:

"We're not right for each other. You're a little too popular. It's not artsy enough."

"We're not right for each other. You like picking your feet. It's not artsy enough."

"We're not right for each other. You're only 168 cm tall. It's not artsy enough."

"We're not right for each other. I really like your ex-girlfriend. It's not artsy enough."

Reader advisory:

Unkindness warning, OOC warning, MMR fans keep out. Soapy and vulgar. All the scandals have been cleared up.

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