Good Morning! The Mouse Everyone Loves

As a little rat who has scrabbled around in the gutter, Ye Qiuwen has heard plenty of people say, "Gege is the kindest person I've ever met. Being saved by him is as easy as breathing."

Heaven rewards honest people: the little rat gets to marry into a wealthy family with his mother!

He thought he'd landed in a pantry full of rice, but it turned out there was a mousetrap inside. He met several young masters with... psychological problems.

Ye Qiuwen fell into deep thought. He'd thought he'd finally stumbled into the kind of life you read about in novels, but it turned out the author was Yu Hua!

[Crazy Stepbrother No. 1: Rich, but starved of love and decency]

The young master dragged him off to some remote wilderness. "Know your place. Don't dream of marrying up."

Ye Qiuwen pulled out his phone and opened the map. "Okay. Can I expense the ride back to the city to you? I'll need a receipt."

The young master tried to scare him with a toy lizard. Ye Qiuwen went and stewed it instead. "Lizard doesn't work, either. It's too old to get tender."

Later, his stepbrother looked at him as if he wanted to devour him. "Qi Qi, you wouldn't want..."

Ye Qiuwen stayed up all night downloading the National Anti-Fraud Center app.

[Tsundere Straight Guy No. 2: Hates the idea of two men being together]

He called him a "fishing addict who spends all day trying to hook people!"

But in secret, he bought the house Ye Qiuwen was renting, claiming, "I just added it to my shopping cart while I was drunk."

So far, none of this was too strange.

Then the straight guy started searching "How to tell if you've fallen for someone."

Ye Qiuwen trembled. "We're all bros here, so can you stop acting like a lovesick fool?"

The straight guy yelled, heartbroken, "Who said we're bros?!"

The third guy, his powerful first love, returned to the country to stake his claim. The fourth guy, a seasoned player who'd only meant to watch for fun, accidentally got caught up in it. Ye Qiuwen started getting overwhelmed. He'd soothe one, then another, then another, and then another. When was it ever going to end?

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Later on, the young masters started tearing each other apart.

One of them said, "I even convinced myself I'd accept you dating two people. How come neither one is me?!"

Another said, "Qi Qi's still young. Don't blame him. You're the ones who kept seducing him."

And another said, "You know what a first love is? It's the one who wins just by standing there and doing nothing."

Haha, I've spent my whole life being ridiculous, and now the world is finally turning the joke on me.

Ye Qiuwen decided to run away. He stammered that he was allergic to rich families and to love.

At that point, the young masters all said they could cure him.

Ye Qiuwen: "..."

[Reader's Guide]

1. Qi Qi is a fake-sunshine, fake-sweetflower type, a little rat personality, and an absurdist harem magnet.

2. None of the characters are quite normal. Nobody has an entirely good personality. The main appeal is morally dubious fun-lovers. See the author's note in Chapter One for more.

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