I bought a bag of chili peppers to cook with at home. As soon as I poured them into a basin and turned on the tap, one pepper touched the water and turned into a person right in front of me.
He said he was the ten-thousandth ripe chili pepper, and I was lucky to have bought him. God had sent him to do chores for me. Should I keep him?
I found out the chili pepper had ten wish pouches. I heard they could grant wishes, but why would a wish-granting pouch come with an instruction manual?
The chili pepper has a strange limitation: he can touch water between 45 and 55 degrees. It's really strange, and the key thing is, he doesn't seem to know about it himself.
A bottom who speaks and acts very directly x a top with bizarre traits and an eccentric way of thinking who turns into a human when he touches water
A short story, absurd in style, told in first person.
Theme: Stay positive
A cute little pepper 😚
Oh my god, why is it so funny?