Right Next Door

Juran (puzzled): Are there really people who are that obnoxious? Moyan (angrily): Of course! She's a poisonous snake who keeps pushing people around! Juran (nodding): Yeah, that kind of person really is hard to like. Moyan (excited): Right, right! I've always said she's awful! Juran (curious): By the way, what's her name? Moyan (blurting it out): I don't know her real name, but her online handle is Bu Suanzi! What a terrible name! Juran (...): What did you say? Moyan (blinking): Bu Suanzi! What do you think? You agree it's a ridiculous name, right? Juran (...): Xiaoyan, I'm Bu Suanzi. Moyan (dumbfounded): ...What? Juran (repeating herself): I said I'm the one who goes by Bu Suanzi. Moyan (...): □□□□□ Juran (angrily): Do you really not understand? Moyan (puzzled): Understand what? Juran (helplessly): That I actually like you. Moyan (turned to stone)... It took a very, very long time for Juran to finally realize, to her dismay, that Moyan, who called herself a love expert, was actually hopelessly oblivious when it came to romance. Then Juran realized, to her even greater dismay, that she had somehow fallen in love with this hopeless romantic fool... The saddest thing in the world is that even if you pounce on this oblivious fool, she still won't realize that you actually like her... Sigh. This story will go premium on March 3. To everyone reposting it, please take it down and delete it~~~ Go do whatever you're supposed to be doing. By the way, the text is small, so I hope you can see it. I actually wanted to make it stand out, but I don't know how. o(╯□╰)o Check out my new story, Being a Stepmom Is No Easy Job! Thematic intent: