How Did I Get Haunted by a Ghost Again?

A mighty, tearful, spirit-seeing Miao doctor bottom x frail, ghost-attracting, sharp-tongued, jealous top with questionable morals

The eldest young master, Wen Xiuzhu, was frail and sickly, with evil spirits haunting him. He was forced to accept treatment from Song Qinghuai, a Miao doctor his father had found for him.

Song Qinghuai was a skilled physician with an innate ability to see spirits and tremendous strength. Out of pity, he couldn't stand by and watch Wen Xiuzhu get killed by a vicious ghost.

Haunted by evil spirits? A peculiar constitution? Let's see an atheist expose this shoddy scam targeting the elderly!

Wait, what is that bloody, mangled thing?

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They can't stand each other, yet they're forced together. What secrets lie hidden in a tiny laboratory? What mysteries lurk beneath an underground shopping mall? Can they outwit the eerie nurses in the hospital after dark? When danger strikes, the two of them unexpectedly turn out to be in sync?!

A female ghost jumps out in their faces.

Wen Xiuzhu pulls out six syringes: "Heh. I'll exorcise you the good old-fashioned way."

A greasy old corpse tries to kiss him.

Song Qinghuai swings a palm and knocks its head clean off: "Oops, I guess I didn't hit it hard enough."

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They make it through five trials and slay six ghosts, even picking up a little starving ghost along the way. Life like this is starting to feel kind of warm, isn't it?

In the illusion

Wen Xiuzhu: "What if you and the baby go home and something happens to you?"

Song Qinghuai blinks. "You'll come save me."

Wen Xiuzhu: "Don't be cute."

Tsk, this guy knows exactly what he's doing.

Outside the illusion

Wen Xiuzhu stares at Song Qinghuai for a long while. "Bro, you smell so good."

Song Qinghuai gives him a fake smile. "You idiot, that's the smell of medicine."

Wen Xiuzhu: "Is that so? Let me take a closer whiff."

Tsk, this guy really is sick.

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Later, the crisis passes and Wen Xiuzhu recovers. He repays Song Qinghuai's kindness by pinning the little doctor down, while Song Qinghuai secretly holds back and plays along with the young master.

Wen Xiuzhu smiles as he speaks. "Doctor, I think I'm sick. Give me a thorough examination."

Song Qinghuai leans in and brushes against him. "You seem perfectly healthy to me. Don't hold back."

"Reader's Guide"

1. Both are each other's first and only.

2. The top will have some sickly scenes, and he's not as strong as the bottom.

Theme: Promote science and oppose superstition