What Do You Mean, My Fishing Rod Came from the Underworld?!

[A Shamelessly Dotting King of Hell Gong x A Flirtatious, Clingy River God Shou Who Doesn't Know It]

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He Shen was an utterly ordinary college student, no different from anyone else except for being exceptionally lucky.

That is, until he got bound to a shameless fishing rod, and his life became a series of heart-pounding adventures.

As everyone knows, anglers tend to fish up three kinds of prizes: xx, xx, and suitcases.

He Shen managed to catch every single one.

A coward through and through, He Shen fainted 108 times from fright.

Fortunately, the fishing rod's original owner, Xie Chang'an, was a warmhearted and handsome man.

Xie Chang'an was gentle and considerate, always doting on him. He was He Shen's best friend!

So He Shen pretended not to notice that something was off about Xie Chang'an.

He couldn't be out in the sun, didn't eat or sleep, and would randomly cough up blood.

But so what? He Shen decided to treat him just like any other human friend.

He ate the shrimp Xie Chang'an peeled for him, made him share a bed, let him play with his hair, and never resisted when he pinched his cheeks.

He even pulled out the thirty-six tricks of acting cute.

Trick one: Play dumb: "I didn't, did I?"

Trick two: Act sweet: "Hehe, I was wrong, okay~"

Trick three: Blame the other person first: "It's your fault for teasing me! Otherwise, why would I have secretly taken pictures of you!"

Xie Chang'an was finally reeled in, unable to hide his wolfish tail.

When He Shen said they were best friends, Xie Chang'an squeezed the back of his neck, rubbed his ears, and leaned close to whisper, "Are we really just friends?"

He Shen's cheeks slowly turned pink. "!!!"

"Mmm..."

Reading Guide:

1. Both leads are virgins, 1v1, mutual pampering, happy ending, a sweet little treat.

2. The shou's good looks are sealed at first. The more the seal is lifted, the better-looking he gets.

3. Updates every day at 9 a.m.!

4. All the supernatural lore in this novel is made up by this silly author.

5. I welcome any criticism or suggestions from readers who support the official release!

6. I'll add more if I think of anything.

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"Damn Green Tea, I'm Not a Boyfriend Fan! [Showbiz]"

[Love-brained, self-deluding green tea gong x Career-focused fan and expert tea-spotter shou]

Ye Xin, an obscure young idol, is so enraged by a novel that he dies and transmigrates into the character he despised most: the scummy shou who aggressively grabs the protagonist gong Gu Yunting's resources after his untimely death.

Ye Xin has no interest in redeeming a fictional character, so he decides to part ways with Gu Yunting as soon as they finish filming this project.

But then he discovers that Gu Yunting is an incredible actor, has stunning fight scenes, is gentle by nature, and is especially good to his fans.

Ye Xin: ...Oh no. I think I'm falling for him.

He tentatively sticks a toe in and joins the career-fan club.

Start a company, get him scripts, and most importantly, make sure he doesn't die!

Gu Yunting is a famously hard-working actor in the entertainment industry.

He can work for thirty hours straight, get through seventy-six NG takes without losing his temper, and grit his teeth through filming after falling off a horse and breaking a rib.

He doesn't do CPs, spread rumors, or stir up trouble. Once filming wraps, he vanishes.

He's exactly the kind of celebrity his career fans can trust.

But only Gu Yunting knows that, at some point, he began to covet Ye Xin.

He wants to be Ye Xin's favorite. He wants to be the only one Ye Xin looks at.

So for the first time in his life, he puts the acting skills he's so proud of to use outside of work.

When Ye Xin drags him to the hospital while he's sick, Gu Yunting looks aggrieved. "My stomach hurts so much, and no one even cares."

When he hears that Ye Xin asked another actor for an autographed photo, Gu Yunting lowers his eyes. "What's so great about him? He's so stingy he only gave you one signed photo."

When he fails to flirt with Ye Xin and gets scolded for needing to focus on his career, his eyes brim with hurt. "I knew no one liked me..."

Ye Xin: "..."

Something feels off. Why is he laying it on so thick?

Little Scene One:

Gu Yunting wins the first Best Actor award of his life. Ye Xin, who has already briefed him on what to say, opens a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

But onstage, Gu Yunting ignores their prearranged acceptance speech and simply smiles. "I've fallen for someone. I hope everyone will give us their blessing."

Ye Xin, with champagne spilled all over his pants: "???"

Didn't you say acting was the only thing you cared about!?

When did you become such a love-brained idiot!?

Theme: Upholding social fairness and justice