Did Batman Make It Up to Matsuda Today?

[This is pure crack shipping, with every imaginable element thrown in. There are lots of potential triggers, characters may be out of character, and their intelligence is limited by the author's. This could easily hurt your eyes, so click with caution. If you're willing to keep reading, though, let's have fun together!]

To resurrect his dear friend Hagiwara, Matsuda is bound to the "Mystery Livestream System 069" and dropped into Gotham.

Goal: Earn enough points to bring Hagi back to life.

Current situation: Livestreaming a villain's speech at Arkham.

Matsuda fumes inwardly: "At this lousy rate, the points aren't even coming in as fast as a fraction of the viewers camping out to watch Batman get 'battle-damaged'!?"

The "Romance System 099" tries to forcibly bind Bruce, but gets countered instead.

On the verge of death, the "Romance System 099" makes one last desperate struggle and successfully drags Matsuda down with it, making him Bruce's one and only target to win over.

A certain Bat's disapproving glare: "Either you die, or I die."

System 099 whispers like a devil:

Today's task: Grab him by the waist, pin him against the wall with red-rimmed eyes, and recite the line, "As long as you love me, I'll give you my life!"

Failure penalty: Read Chapter 18 of The Dark Knight's Bomb-Defusing Sweetheart aloud to the Justice League in a deep voice!

"Famous Quotes from Parallel Universes"

Arkham Knight Jason: "Kill Bruce, and you'll be mine."

The gloomy ghost Jason: "I'm a Bat too. Why can't I?"

The mind-controlled Bat: "This is a terrible world. Go back and find your Bat."

The main-universe Bat sneers: "A bunch of brats are nothing to worry about."

The mind-controlled Bat suddenly appears in Gotham of the main universe: "I just came to see how Jinpei is doing."

Livestream System 069: "Let go of my little Jinpei!!!!! Didn't the [Heartthrob Buff] stop working?!"

PS:

1. This is my own take on the timeline.

2. He isn't really a heartthrob, it's just a running gag. But little Jinpei really does deserve everyone's love!!!

3. The CP is the Bat from the main universe. In other worlds, people will only have one-sided crushes on little Jinpei.

4. Updates are currently every other day. I'll switch to daily updates once I get my rhythm back. Other updates are just me fixing typos and editing, so you can ignore them.

5. Coming soon: Someone Knows Too Much, and a Certain Fake Liquor Has Set His Sights on Him, with Furuya as the CP. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites. I'll start that one after finishing this.

------Coming Soon------

Xiao Lin Yi is an ordinary, law-abiding citizen who gets bound to a highly illegal Intelligence System: five random pieces of intel refresh every day.

Selected intel: [In three hours, the bomb Taro Tanaka planted in the elevator lobby on the 20th floor of Takai-do Apartments will explode.]

Xiao Lin Yi angrily slams the table: "This is outrageous! I just bought two apartments on the 21st floor!!"

A handsome man with half-long hair, having narrowly escaped death, looks at him with tearful eyes: "Waaah, thank you, Haji-mi-chan, for saving my life!"

Xiao Lin Yi: "...My name is Hajime! Hajime! Not Hachimi, you hear me?!"

[Matsuda likes Kenji, Chihaya, and Sato.]

Xiao Lin Yi asks sincerely: "Officer, isn't your list of people you 'like' a little too extensive?"

A certain curly-haired officer instantly bristles: "That's nonsense! Hagi's my childhood friend! Chihaya is my buddy's sister! And who's Sato? I don't even know her!!"

[This handsome blond man is named Furuya, Amuro, and Bourbon.]

The blond man smiles professionally: "Nice to meet you. I'm Amuro. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Xiao Lin Yi nods calmly: "I understand. Anyone working with the underworld has a few aliases, right, Furuya-san?"

The blond man's smile instantly freezes: "..."

[The man who killed Hiromitsu's parents was Tomori.]

Xiao Lin Yi looks confused: "Hiromitsu? Who's that?"

A cat-eyed young man in the corner breaks into a cold sweat, soaking through his shirt: "...When did I get exposed?! Why did he suddenly call me by my real name?!"

Xiao Lin Yi's daily life consists of either preventing an explosion or being on his way to prevent one.

He's either exposing people's secret identities or being stared down by a certain blond man with dark skin.

Every day, he tries his best to explain to various police officers, undercover agents, and mysterious figures: "I really didn't do it on purpose! The System made the first move!"

(Since the original full names can't appear in the blurb, some names have been changed slightly. Please use your imagination and remember that these are actually their full names~~)

Theme: Become someone with a steady inner core.