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Cp night wing
Some are sweet and some are salty/The style is generally cheerful, occasionally there is a knife/A story of uncontrollable love.
Text third person
Copywriting:
After being attacked by gangsters, I often have a dream.
In my dream, a man with a deep silhouette often takes me on dates.
His chest muscles are as big as a male magazine model, not to mention his powerful thighs that look like they can strangle countless criminals...
I dreamed that he would wrap his arms around my neck and kiss me hard. No pair of blue eyes in the world could make me so addicted. Later, this illusion was always destroyed by an explosion.
I fell into the fire and this man swooped down like a bat and tried to grab my hand.
It's just that he was a step slower than expected.
After the movie ended, I pushed my barbecue cart sneakily to the corner of the alley to set up a stall, but the fellow next door guy didn't even set up his stall.
Damn it, I just said how the road became wider and bigger. The policeman with the police badge fixed me in place at a glance, and his long legs came to me in one step.
Admit your mistake! Admit your mistake quickly!
"This is also my first time setting up a stall. Okay, that police chief, I paid the protection fee. I'll leave right away, leave right away!"
The Sheriff said nothing and kindly sent me home.
That night I had an indescribable dream, Amy, how could you imagine Tiaozi, such a handsome Tiaozi? !
The next day, I changed the place to set up a stall, and the police chief came again, bringing several children with me to buy something for zero yuan.
On the third day, a housekeeper named Alfred insisted on taking me to the hospital for a CT scan. I ran away and bumped into Sergeant Dick's chest muscle, which made stars appear in my eyes.
The doctor told me that the sea of fire was not an illusion, and the police chief in front of me was not trying to improve his KPI.
I'm his girlfriend!
Uh, I think I need artificial respiration.
Dick: "I'll do it."
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Pre-receipt of "Gotham Gold Customer Service" cp blues
Jobs are hard to find these days, and jobs in Gotham are even harder to find.
Elena finally found a customer service job in a company through friendship.
Be bold! She is an inferior 895, 112!
After looking at her bank balance, Elena went to report gratefully.
The name of the company seems to be Wayne Butt (butt)
Not important, the main thing is that the company buys five insurances and one housing fund, including food and accommodation, and you can sleep in the boss's office from time to time.
Colleague: Can...?
Elena: He asked me to go!
**
Elena tried her best to recite the customer service skills.
"Welcome, how can I help you?"
Bruce: "Do you like today's rose?"
Hang up.
"Buy our products now and get a three-year free warranty——"
Bruce: "You crushed my chest last night. Can you please give me a warranty?"
Hang up.
"I'm really sorry for bringing you a bad experience. We will continue to work hard in the future. Thank you for your continued support..."
Bruce: Baby, isn't this a good experience between us? Regarding the big thing...
Shut down.
Bruce received a letter in his mailbox.
"What kind of disease is boss narcissism?"
"Doesn't this playboy understand the definition of one-night stand?"
"Please don't question the ability of a gold medal customer service."
"PS: Love. I miss you tonight too. Love, wash yourself and wait for me on the bed."
"Pps: Don't let the supervisor know that we are in a relationship again!!!"
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Tips:
*The copywriting on June 5, 2025 has been screenshotted for storage.
*HE, it's not a purely sweet article, but it will definitely be sweet! [The heroine has a rather depressing case related to explosions. Babies who can accept it, please continue reading.
*In the early stage, the daily life is added with a main line (I wanted to write a daily life without a main line, but my plot flow brain came up with a plot)
*There will be more stalls in the later stages.
*Relevant form detection knowledge comes from books and the Internet, with annotations, and the deductive reasoning is completed by myself.
*Original heroine x Grayson [Various OOC warnings]
*The Bat Family is out!
*Friendly comments are welcome, and bugs will be pointed out gently.
*Complete outline, all creative inspirations and ideas are recorded on paper and electronically with time stamps.
* [This article prohibits AI analysis and AI feeding behavior. The original version of this article is only serialized in Jinjiang Literature City. All online reprints are pirated and we are not responsible for piracy.
*Hey, I don't know anymore, I need to add more.
Purpose: Love makes us braver
Reader comments
The Strongest Human 1.6, The Best Robin 1.3 [Rice Dog]
I'm serious, you have to think about that.
This Bonnie is a typical bully and afraid of the strong.
Don't use your parents' knife to kill me... I wiped my tears desperately while working, oh oh oh oh
This undercover police story is so deplorable, I kept crying [burst crying]
"We were just passing by to see you." "Catch a big bug for the author~
Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard [dog head]
Author, author, how come you update on time at 9 o'clock every day [Panda Head]
Hahahahahaha, I laughed at the last sentence
Can I ask how many chapters there will be and when will it be released? [Poor]
Is the plot already 70% complete? [Crying loudly] It's time to take some tonic [Crying loudly]
Bad news: shallow pit [crying]
Good news: Daily updates [Spreading Flowers]
The Strongest Human 1.6, The Best Robin 1.3 [Rice Dog]
I'm serious, you have to think about that.
This Bonnie is a typical bully and afraid of the strong.
Don't use your parents' knife to kill me... I wiped my tears desperately while working, oh oh oh oh
This undercover police story is so deplorable, I kept crying [burst crying]
"We were just passing by to see you." "Catch a big bug for the author~
Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard [dog head]
Author, author, how come you update on time at 9 o'clock every day [Panda Head]
Hahahahahaha, I laughed at the last sentence
Can I ask how many chapters there will be and when will it be released? [Poor]
Is the plot already 70% complete? [Crying loudly] It's time to take some tonic [Crying loudly]
Bad news: shallow pit [crying] Good news: Daily updates [Spreading Flowers]