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Miranda is a high school student in Smallville. This summer, she has a crush on Jonathan, a handsome boy who has just transferred to school.
Who knows what kind of magic God has added to his face. Just a casual smile made Miranda's heart beat wildly.
Jonathan: Carrying a shoulder bag, touching his hair [super casually] and pouting slightly.
Miranda: Tsk, what a great trick!
It wasn't that Jonathan didn't notice the burning look in her eyes when she looked at him, but he wouldn't stay in Smallville for long, and he couldn't just start a relationship in a daze.
So he deliberately avoided the space with Miranda.
That first week she met the captain of the football team.
The next week they held hands and danced at the farm fair.
No.… They even decided to go swimming at the beach! Swim wildly!
Jonathan, who couldn't bear it anymore, pulled Miranda, who was living in a swimsuit store and choosing bikinis, and said, "You can't go to the beach with him. There will be a hurricane on the weekend and will blow you away."
Miranda just changed some clothes for her mother and was slightly surprised, "How is that possible! If we hold each other together, we won't be blown away."
Miranda had no intention of inserting the knife: "It doesn't matter, I won't follow you. You see, I have been pretending not to know you these past few weeks."
Jonathan took her hand and went out without saying a word, "You just can't go with him!"
But he couldn't tell why.
He pushed her away as he wished, but he couldn't help but feel depressed and sad. They would celebrate and kiss on the yacht, and she would hold his hand, with him in her eyes and heart...
Enough! Jonathan's eyes glowed red, and he cut off a tree under the shock of his old father.
Miranda walked out from behind Clark fearfully, "Hey, if you don't want me to go, you can't smash me to death!"
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Elena finally found a customer service job in a company through friendship.
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After looking at her bank balance, Elena went to report gratefully.
The name of the company seems to be Wayne Butt (butt)
Not important, the main thing is that the company buys five insurances and one housing fund, including food and accommodation, and you can sleep in the boss's office from time to time.
Colleague: Can...?
Elena: He asked me to go!
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Elena tried her best to recite the customer service skills.
"Welcome, how can I help you?"
Bruce: "Do you like today's rose?"
Hang up.
"Buy our products now and get a three-year free warranty——"
Bruce: "You crushed my chest last night. Can you please give me a warranty?"
Hang up.
"I'm really sorry for bringing you a bad experience. We will continue to work hard in the future. Thank you for your continued support..."
Bruce: Baby, isn't this a good experience between us? Regarding the big thing...
Shut down.
Bruce received a letter in his mailbox.
"What kind of disease is boss narcissism?"
"Doesn't this playboy understand the definition of one-night stand?"
"Please don't question the ability of a gold medal customer service."
"PS: Love. I miss you tonight too. Love, wash yourself and wait for me on the bed."
"Pps: Don't let the supervisor know that we are in a relationship again!!!"
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