Ever since Illumi met Hisoka, he’s had an annoying human leech he can’t shake off. But Hisoka’s powerful, so Illumi follows the principle of making use of useless things and accidentally gets the most out of Hisoka’s remaining value.
Hisoka discovers an apple tree that bears fruit. As long as he follows Illumi, it will produce countless apples. Just as he thinks things will stay that way for the rest of his life, the apple tree is about to belong to someone else.
Hisoka says, “Get engaged to me, and all my assets will be yours when I die.”
Illumi, thinking of the arranged dates his family keeps setting up for him, agrees without hesitation. At last, his ears are at peace.
Killua: Ever since my big brother was lured away by that man Hisoka, he’s stopped looking after me.
Chrollo: Ever since Illumi started going on arranged dates, Hisoka has stopped clinging to me!
Later, Chrollo asks Illumi what he thinks about Hisoka fighting him.
Illumi: “After Hisoka dies, all his assets will be mine. I’ll use his money to support someone else.”
Hisoka: “I’m not dead yet, Ichi!”
Theme: Love is all you need
