
The Green Tea Guy Strikes Back (Quick Transmigration)
绿茶男来袭(快穿)
by Shan Zaozao (山早早)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 667k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Updated
- 9d ago
- English
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Synopsis
(Complete, with bonus side stories coming later)
[Tea-scented schemer of a man x tortured-romance heroine]
Flirting games / all kinds of seduction / stealing someone's partner / fighting tooth and nail for love
They feign innocence and play hard to get. They seem harmless, but are actually masters of manipulation. They are men who have perfected the art of being a green tea schemer.
System 001 specializes in binding these irresistibly crafty "fox men" and sending them to seduce tortured-romance heroines in different novel worlds. They make the heroines fall for someone else, leaving the tortured-romance male leads to regret everything.
[World One] The Proper-Looking Musician
She waited three years for the male lead at the marquis's residence. When he returned, he had a pretty, charming village girl by his side. The story of physical and emotional torment began, and only at the very end did the male lead realize she was the one he loved most. They got their happy ending.
On the day she divorced him, the handsome, eight-pack-ab musician pressed her against the strings of his qin and claimed her completely. "Sigh, his wife is so wonderful. How could he not know to cherish her?"
[World Two] The Flamboyant Number Three Scholar
She was the radiant, bold eldest princess of the Great Yan dynasty, yet she fell for the top scholar and obtained an imperial decree appointing him her husband, leaving the male lead frustrated and unfulfilled. After five years of cold treatment, the princess finally let go. The male lead regretted it and began his long road to win her back. They ultimately got their happy ending.
On the day she let go, the rakish Number Three Scholar held her close and breathed in the scent of her neck, his expression blissful. "Your Highness, it was all my fault. I shouldn't have appeared by your side and caused your husband to misunderstand. How about I go explain things to him?"
[World Three] The Clingy Puppy-Like College Guy
She was an award-winning actress in the entertainment industry, admired for both her talent and character. She helped her unknown younger boyfriend rise to become a top-tier star, only to be cyberbullied by his fans. They broke up and got back together over several years, but in the end, they still wound up together.
After yet another breakup, the puppy-like college guy she'd picked up off the street rested his head in her lap and gazed at her with heartbreakingly devoted puppy eyes. "Sis, don't be mad at your brother-in-law. I'm a man, so I understand men. If you go after him now, there's still time. I just have a bit of a fever. You don't have to worry about me..."
[World Four] A Rebellious Traitor on the Surface, an Old Ghost Returned to Life Beneath It x A Transmigrated Woman, a Nation-Destroying Seductress (√)
[World Five] A Reserved, Cool Sword Cultivator x A Fake Sweetheart Born to Be a Cultivation Furnace (√)
[World Six] A Male Fox Demon Assassin from a Matriarchal Kingdom x A Domineering Female CEO (√) Note: The male lead was not a virgin before transmigrating, due to his identity.
[World Seven] A Wandering Taoist Priest x A Reborn Revenge-Seeking Heroine (√)
#A Quick Transmigration story with separate arcs. Each world has a different male and female lead.#
Reader's Guide:
1. The male lead is a master-level green tea fox demon who takes advantage of all kinds of vulnerable situations. The relationship only becomes physical after the heroine is single again.
2. The heroine is not a virgin, but the male lead is! (Some male leads weren't virgins before transmigrating, but those cases will be noted.)
3. Some male leads aren't exactly good people at first, but in the end, they'll all give their hearts sincerely.
The Charming Fox clan are born with alluring bodies and cultivate through dual cultivation. They can turn the hearts of all under heaven, and among the younger generation, Hu Shijiu is especially gifted.
When Hu Shijiu is gravely wounded, the clan elders use a clan treasure to send him through ten lifetimes of reincarnation. As long as he finds ten people of unwavering will, takes their primordial yang, and shatters their Dao hearts, he can restore his alluring body and master his cultivation technique.
[First Life] Demon Catcher x Little Fox Demon
He is a demon catcher with an unshakable Dao heart who has slain countless demons. The only time he ever showed compassion was when a little fox demon saved a mother and her child.
Later, the little fox demon clung to his waist, crying. "I'm going to die soon. Please give me a drop of your primordial yang to save me. Please, Demon Catcher."
He thought a single drop wouldn't be enough, so he gave her a great deal more.
[Second Life] Assassin x Village Girl
He is a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin, the best in the land, with eyes only for his sword. But one day, a village girl saves him.
The girl looks at him and asks hesitantly, "My family needs a man to lean on. Would you... marry me?"
Later, the man who had eyes only for his sword can't wait to spend every day making love to her.
[Third Life] Eminent Monk x Noblewoman
He grew up in a temple and became the youngest enlightened monk at the Wanfa Temple. By chance, he rescues a noblewoman who fell into the water.
The woman has given up on life, and he wants to guide her toward salvation.
But later, gazing at the lofty Buddha, he closes his eyes in repentance. "This disciple is guilty."
[Fourth Life] ...
A passionate, thrilling story, so, so good! You won't regret giving it a chance!
Tian You is a coward. After dying, she gets bound to a "Recklessly Bold" system that sends her to fall in love with all sorts of strange "people."
[World One]: The Spirit of the Pen Is a Top Student
When Tian You opens her eyes, she's playing the spirit-of-the-pen game with two roommates in an abandoned university dormitory.
Her roommates don't notice anything, but Tian You sees a young man in a white T-shirt standing beside them. He's tall and straight-backed, with striking features, but there's a bloody hole in his forehead, and blood is dripping down.
Later.
After doing so many problems she's nearly sick of them, Tian You works up her courage, wraps her arms around the spirit's arm, and pleads, "Can I stop doing problems? How about I give you a kiss?"
The top-student spirit is silent for a moment before slowly replying, "One kiss isn't enough. I want ten minutes."
[World Two]: The Boy Next Door Is a Flower Demon
Tian You becomes the real heiress, but instead of following the original plot and fighting the fake heiress for affection, she moves to a little town by the water to grow crops and flowers.
Everything about the town is lovely, especially the handsome guy next door, who looks even better than a celebrity.
Later.
Golden patterns appear on the neighbor's face, making him look utterly bewitching. He holds her close and insists on asking whether the popular young actor on TV is more handsome than he is. If she answers wrong, he'll punish her in a very outrageous way.
[World Three]: The Eunuch Has a Tail
Tian You is a consort abandoned in the cold palace. Strangely, there are quite a few servants there, especially the eunuch who attends to her personally. He's tall and handsome, and many palace maids are said to be his bedmates.
Life in the cold palace is leisurely, until one day she sees a long tail sticking out behind the eunuch.
Later, the palace maids and matrons all grow tails too.
Tian You: (=°Д°=)
[World Four]: Lab Technician x Merman
[World Five]: Apocalyptic Couch Potato x Zombie
[World Six]: ...
Both leads are virgins. The male lead is split into different fragments. A cozy, healing little story with a slice-of-life feel.
Theme: Live for yourself.
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- ThemeLove
- POVMale Lead
- Age18+
- JJWXCSigned
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Planar Worlds
- Playing the Field
- Slow-Burn Love
- Sweet Story
- System
- Time Travel
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The seduction tactics in this drama are so sophisticated! He was the first one to propose to the female lead, wasn't he?! He seduced her, and he seduced her to the point where she was practically being forced into marriage by her chosen one. What kind of level is that?! 😏
The man with the green tea personality said: "My wife is eager to have a child, so I think I should get married as quickly as possible, try to have a child right away, and have one. That's great, forming a stable new family..." He's dreaming! [Eye roll]
Wow, this male lead is such a smooth talker, his skills are amazing!
The process wasn't as detailed as before, probably because the review process has become more rigorous.
The kind of play that fishing enthusiasts enjoy is also fishing enthusiast-themed; calligraphy brushes and such are considered refined manners! It's pretty awesome that he went from being a cute little fairy to a magician with a Fate vibe.
Two years—a perfect amount of time. Enough for a baby to be born, and for a cunning, manipulative woman to build a stable family.
That's great! Xql can finally enjoy some alone time together! [Cat emoji]
What did I miss?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Aaaaaaah!
I'm hooked on [Orange Candy]! I'm hooked on [Orange Candy]! I'm hooked on [Orange Candy]!
There's even a bonus chapter update! Yay!!! And when will the author start a new story?