Synopsis
This one's abandoned. I'll write another after I'm reborn! (`皿´)
[The lazy junior sister who just wants to lie flat x the possessive, sinister, and utterly villainous antagonist]
You Yang, a useless bottom-of-the-class junior sister in the cultivation world, gets trapped in an angsty romance novel as its heroine, destined to suffer both physical and emotional abuse.
But she's stubborn, can't stand losing, and won't put up with abuse.
You Yang declares, "Whoever dares offend me, no matter how far away they are, will be put to death."
She can play the frail white lotus, and she'll kill a scumbag no matter how far away they are.
Who could have guessed that one unintentional move would draw the attention of the novel's unhinged villain?
And so she ends up living like a workhorse, playing the legitimate daughter by day and a bodyguard by night.
Until the villain starts wearing less and less whenever he's around her.
From "personal safety" to "personal safety."
The more she protects him, the more someone pushes his luck.
He's gone and had her protect him in bed!
Someone, fully satisfied, hugs her: "Your personal safety matters too, Guard You."
You Yang can only roar in fury: What kind of bodyguard does this kind of work?!
[One-on-one]
[Both leads are each other's first and end up together]
[The second male lead takes the lead, and he's been plotting for a long time]
[The heroine grew up in a cultivation world ruled by the survival of the fittest. Her motto is, if nobody messes with me, I won't mess with them. She only kills bad people.]
[The leads aren't good people in the conventional sense.]
[An imaginary setting, feel-good story. Don't overthink the political intrigue; the author's brain is limited.]
[After Book Transmigration, the heroine is an ordinary mortal, with no supernatural elements.]
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Please add my next book to your to-read list. I have hopes of getting it featured.
Next up: The Lazy Villainess Is So Wicked [Book Transmigration]
Heroine's blurb:
Wei Shutai is riding her little electric scooter to work during a typhoon when a bolt of lightning strikes her, leaving her smoking and dead.
When she opens her eyes again, she's become a frail, vicious supporting character with the exact same name as her. If she doesn't keep up her wicked act, she'll get struck by lightning!
Wei Shu, who wants to quit, stares at her smoking head, wipes the blood she coughed from the corner of her mouth, and falls into thought: "..."
"Do I really have to do this? Nobody said I couldn't just phone it in..."
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Blurb two:
Rumor has it that the Mad Emperor Xie Jiheng is extraordinarily handsome, with a bearing like an immortal. Unfortunately, his murderous past left him unable to perform in bed, and in a fit of rage over the humiliation, he slaughtered every last one of his concubines.
One day, the catlike Wei Shu, who loves looking at handsome men, encounters him lying on the ground, covered in wounds, while trying to keep up her character.
Just before he loses consciousness, he clutches a short blade, ready to kill her.
But when he sees her, she shouts, "Never pick up a man you find by the roadside!" and runs away without a second thought.
When Xie Jiheng wakes up, he's lying in a carriage. The woman who'd shouted and run off now has a deathly pale face and a guilty, terrified look as she tends his wounds.
While recovering discreetly by her side in the guise of a bodyguard, he watches her, clearly so weak she could cough up a lung, yet still stubbornly "bullying" others with a fierce expression, only to turn around and mutter apologies.
After Wei Shu falls into the water and loses consciousness, a doctor declares she won't live to see winter. Xie Jiheng panics and, in his capacity as emperor, forcibly takes her to the palace.
Everyone assumes Wei Shu has offended the tyrant and will soon perish at his hands.
But instead of news of her death, an imperial decree naming her empress catches everyone off guard.
The ministers protest that a mere commoner's daughter is unfit to be empress, even going so far as to spill blood in court.
Blood flows through the Qianyuan Hall as Xie Jiheng sweeps a cold gaze over the crowd.
"This treasure was so hard for me to keep. You don't get to question it."
[The violent, possessive, lovesick Mad Emperor x the timid, frail young lady who can't say no and just wants to lie flat]
[Not a strong heroine. My last book got too complicated, and I don't have the brains to support that, so this one will be simple.]
[Imaginary setting, lots of original worldbuilding, sweet romance, feel-good story. Don't overthink the logic. Happy ending. Both leads are each other's first.]
[The leads have a combined eight hundred brain cells: the male lead has a thousand, and the female lead owes him two hundred.]
Warning: The heroine isn't a powerful female lead, just the protagonist of a lighthearted, sweet romance.
Blurb screenshotted: June 3, 2026
Theme: Learn to stand up for yourself.
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This book is so poorly written that I even dislike it. Please give me another chance! Please collect the pre-received articles to help those who want to enter V. Copywriting for the heroine: Wei Shu was riding a small electric donkey on a windy day to go to work. On the way, she was hit by a thunderstorm and her whole body was covered in smoke. She died. When she opened her eyes again, she was dressed as a passerby with the same name as herself. Even if she becomes a passerby female supporting character who is not even a tool, she is also bound to a vicious system. From time to time, she is given tasks to act as a monster between the male and female protagonists to advance the plot and promote relationships. If she fails to complete them, she will be punished and shocked. Wei Shu, who was about to give up her career, fell into deep thought with her smoking head: "..." "Are you serious?" "You have to do it? I didn't say I wouldn't let you fool me..." Male protagonist copywriting: Rumor has it that the mad emperor Xie Jiheng had extraordinary appearance and extraordinary grace, which could be described as the appearance of a man of heaven. Unfortunately, he committed too many crimes in his early years, so he could not be humane. He was so angry that he killed all the concubines in the harem because of the humiliation of the bed. He just loves to watch the handsome boy Wei Shu's dog wandering around in the mission. He was injured all over and fell to the ground and he took it home and raised it. Later, the little boy who followed him lost his vest and became the crazy emperor that everyone was afraid of. Wei Shu:??? Don't lift? Xie Jiheng: Do you want to try it? Whether it was true or not, only Wei Shu could not straighten her waist after fighting all night. [The violent, yandere, possessive and crazy emperor × will not refuse the salty, useless lady from the family] [Not a strong woman. The previous book was too complicated and the author didn't have enough brains to support it. This one is mainly simple. [The background is fictitious, there are many self-made assumptions, small sweet articles, refreshing articles, and logical errors are deeply studied, he] [The male and female protagonists have eight hundred tricks in total. The male protagonist owes two hundred to the female protagonist for one thousand. The female protagonist is either stupid or too lazy to use her brain.