Allergic Asphyxiation

Playful Version:

What do you do when your boss hates gay people and straight people, despises all of humanity, and is a half-dead Celestial Dragon??

Wu Yuanjun: "It seems..." Maybe he can still be saved.

What do you do when your boss snarls, "Stay away from me!" during the day, swearing that you, a bisexual, sleep around with men and women alike, but then has a huge sleepwalking episode at night and climbs on top of you, sucking you awake by force??

Wu Yuanjun (smiling)

Maybe I should just let my boss die.

Beautiful, strong, tragic, gentle, handsome bottom vs. paranoid, cuckolded king top

Literary Version:

"Love without being loved back is like suffocating from an allergy."

"It leaves neither of us a tomorrow."

1. A slow-paced, unhinged story.

2. The bottom is the most handsome and beautiful person in the whole story, gets everything, and has it all. Thanks.

3. The top falls for the bottom on his own, throws himself into the crematorium, and becomes the other man.

4. Be prepared for the top to pursue the bottom in an insulting way at first, then for their positions to completely reverse. He’ll chase his wife in tears, do whatever it takes to win him back, and be unable to bear a moment apart from him. Basically, it’s a bizarre love story where he gets jealous over his wife the whole time, competes with other men, gets cuckolded, and completely loses his mind. Give it a try.

5. The couple is locked in forever.

Theme: Why are there so many lunatics!!