Bro, Is This Really Right?!

Coming soon: After I Push My Honest Ex into Becoming a Crazy Daddy. Please add it to your collection~

Tsundere, scheming dom top vs. hot-tempered, honest straight bottom

Fang Jue has been single for 20 years. Determined to find a girlfriend, he searches his campus forum for a relationship expert and buys an online course: 360 Ways to Make Her Crazy About You.

Relationship Expert: Ask her every day if she's eaten. If she hasn't, tell her to eat properly. If she has, ask what she ate and use it to find something to talk about.

Relationship Expert: Use these stickers to chat with your dream girl.

PS: They're all cutesy stickers of pink little kids and kittens.

A week later, Fang Jue finally gets a reply from his dream girl: Get lost as far away as you can.

Fang Jue: Master, is this right?

Relationship Expert: Of course! She's telling you to get lost into her heart^^

Fang Jue believes him without question.

*

Before Fang Jue can win over his dream girl, a top-tier romantic rival suddenly drops into his life:

Yu Zhinian, a cold-faced academic ace and campus celebrity. He's handsome, sharp-tongued, and a loner.

Fang Jue exhausts himself trying to please his dream girl, but it takes Yu Zhinian no more than a casual glance to outdo him.

Compared with him, Fang Jue feels like he's barely left the newbie village before running into an unbelievably alluring demon.

The strangest thing is that his rival is always clinging to him, acting like they're best friends all day long, leaving Fang Jue no time to get close to his dream girl.

Fang Jue: Master! Put winning over my dream girl on hold! Please teach me how to take down my rival!

Relationship Expert: Take down... your rival, huh^^

Fang Jue: That's right! I want to take him down!

Relationship Expert: Tonight. Hotel. I'll give you a hands-on lesson.

Fang Jue is confused: Is... is this right?

*

Inside the hotel room.

Fang Jue opens the door and finds his sworn rival standing in front of him: Yu Zhinian.

Is this right?!

His relationship expert is Yu Zhinian!

He has barely figured that out when his rival pins him against the floor-to-ceiling window. Fang Jue finally realizes he's been played.

“This isn't right!” he struggles. “Didn't I ask you to teach me how to take down my rival? How did we end up at a hotel? Is this right?!!!”

The man behind him presses against him and slowly tilts his head back. His long, slender fingers brush his damp fringe aside, revealing a satisfied expression. “Hmm? What's not right?”

He guides Fang Jue in a steady rhythm. “Aren't I teaching you... to take... down... your... rival?”

*

“You treat me like a friend, and you like someone else. That really isn't right.”

“So I'm going to turn you around^^”

PS: Silly, brainless comedy. The plot takes a back seat to the romance. Both are each other's first.

Coming soon: After I Push My Honest Ex into Becoming a Crazy Daddy. Crazy daddy x pretty, demanding drama queen. Thanks for adding it to your collection~

A crazy top pretending to be quiet and honest x a drama-queen bottom pretending to like honest men

Luo Qiu Chi decides to follow the trend and become a sugar baby. He's lucky enough to land a handsome, rich, hopeless romantic on his very first try.

Aside from being a little too honest, the hopeless romantic is practically perfect. Broad-shouldered, tall, over 190 centimeters, and very well-endowed, too.

With such a gorgeous man in front of him, Luo Qiu Chi intends to fall in love, but can't resist giving in to lust and sleeping with him.

After a year together, Luo Qiu Chi wants to run away.

His hopelessly romantic boyfriend is far too honest and old-fashioned, and strictly controls the frequency, duration, and pace of their sex.

Luo Qiu Chi thought he'd finally get to enjoy himself, but this guy never once let him have his fill!

Unable to take it anymore, Luo Qiu Chi dumps him, turns on his heel, and moves to another city to enjoy himself.

But can someone tell him why his new boss, a ruthless man with a strange personality, looks exactly like his handsome, rich, hopelessly romantic ex?!

#Bonus Scene#

Luo Qiu Chi loses a game at a bar and calls his honest ex, Jian Mo...

Honest ex Jian Mo goes crazy.

Luo Qiu Chi gets fucked unconscious.

In three days, Jian Mo, who used only one position throughout their year-plus together, gives Luo Qiu Chi a taste of 100 different things (exaggeration).

Luo Qiu Chi clutches his ass, his eyes red as he complains through the trembling inside him: “Jian Mo, you son of a... Is this something an honest man would do?”

Jian Mo: An honest man? Hah.

If Jian Mo hadn't accidentally heard Luo Qiu Chi say he liked honest men, he wouldn't have needed to pretend in the first place.

“Make him filthy. Fuck him until he breaks.”

Theme: More sincerity, fewer tricks